Deckland
Skilled Investigator
I was at the UFO/Paranormal Summit this weekend, which is a UFO carnival in Washington state.
Here's a report.
1. The first speaker, on Friday night, was some lady named Sarah Nash. She gave a talk about how she used to be an extraterrestrial whale in a past life. At first I thought she meant she was a fat ET, but it turns out she literally meant she was a whale.
2. After Nash, it was open mic for "witness testimony." I was expecting it would be the Crazy Hour, but it was surprisingly tame. Just a smattering of people who saw triangles, discs, etc. I kid you not, there was not a single alien gang bang hybrid impregnation story.
3. First speaker on Saturday was Aleta Debee of MUFON. I slept in and missed her.
4. Second speaker on Saturday was someone who Skyped in. I didn't catch his name but he was presented as blowing the lid off everything - this was going to be the big one the represented FULL DISCLOSURE. Once he came on the screen he said he had received "documents" that proved MJ12. But he couldn't talk about them or where he got them or even what was in them ... however, he'd have a book coming out that would have all the details so we should all be sure to pick-up a copy! I LOL'ed.
5. Next was Maurene Morgan of MUFON who did a retrospective on the history of Ufology. About 15 minutes into the presentation I had to duck out.
6. Schaeffer and Edmison then screened their short action film on Maury Island and then discussed the sequel they were working on in which a team of Freemasons led by J. Edgar Hoover hunt down those responsible (no, I'm not joking).
7. Next was the "paranormal ranger" Jonathan Dover who spoke ... VERY ... SLOWLY ... and went 43 minutes over his 60 minute allotted time.
8. Next was the "alien hunter" Darrel Sims who entered the stage to "O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana before proceeding to deliver a lecture that concluded with the announcement that ETs were responsible for transgenderism.
9. Peter Davenport of NUFORC concluded the event but I've heard his stump speech before so I left early.
Here's a report.
1. The first speaker, on Friday night, was some lady named Sarah Nash. She gave a talk about how she used to be an extraterrestrial whale in a past life. At first I thought she meant she was a fat ET, but it turns out she literally meant she was a whale.
2. After Nash, it was open mic for "witness testimony." I was expecting it would be the Crazy Hour, but it was surprisingly tame. Just a smattering of people who saw triangles, discs, etc. I kid you not, there was not a single alien gang bang hybrid impregnation story.
3. First speaker on Saturday was Aleta Debee of MUFON. I slept in and missed her.
4. Second speaker on Saturday was someone who Skyped in. I didn't catch his name but he was presented as blowing the lid off everything - this was going to be the big one the represented FULL DISCLOSURE. Once he came on the screen he said he had received "documents" that proved MJ12. But he couldn't talk about them or where he got them or even what was in them ... however, he'd have a book coming out that would have all the details so we should all be sure to pick-up a copy! I LOL'ed.
5. Next was Maurene Morgan of MUFON who did a retrospective on the history of Ufology. About 15 minutes into the presentation I had to duck out.
6. Schaeffer and Edmison then screened their short action film on Maury Island and then discussed the sequel they were working on in which a team of Freemasons led by J. Edgar Hoover hunt down those responsible (no, I'm not joking).
7. Next was the "paranormal ranger" Jonathan Dover who spoke ... VERY ... SLOWLY ... and went 43 minutes over his 60 minute allotted time.
8. Next was the "alien hunter" Darrel Sims who entered the stage to "O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana before proceeding to deliver a lecture that concluded with the announcement that ETs were responsible for transgenderism.
9. Peter Davenport of NUFORC concluded the event but I've heard his stump speech before so I left early.
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