Which one of you guys is this guy?

[cottonzway]

http://www.courant.com/community/fa...t-alien-invasion-070520100705,0,6458970.story

A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said.

Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for.
"He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens," Perez said.
The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because "They're going to be coming soon."

After the sale of the rifle, the man reported Eisenman to police. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman, who is a convicted felon, is legally prohibited from buying or owning a hand gun or rifle.
Eisenman turned himself into police thursday morning and was charged with charge of criminal possession of a firearm. He will be arraigned in Bridgeport Superior Court on July 9.

 

[Kandinsky]

Jeez, has his face been photoshopped!?

He's got the looks that undermines the Theory of Evolution and Creationism in one fell swoop...

 

[cottonzway]

Jeez, has his face been photoshopped!?

He's got the looks that undermines the Theory of Evolution and Creationism in one fell swoop...

I almost spit out water at that.

 

[trainedobserver]

The .30-06 was probably a poor choice for space alien invader home defense to begin with don't you think?

 

[Ron Collins]

I noticed a few things that made me giggle.

...aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans

Thats just hillbilly stupid

After the sale of the rifle...

Thats right, get your cash first there jackass. Never mind that you did no background search and apparently had no problem in handing over a weapon to an obvious nut job. You gotta love it when you see civil responsibility eagerly pissed on in the name of money.

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The .30-06 was probably a poor choice for space alien invader home defense to begin with don't you think?

Well, he did try and acquire a Pu-36 space modulator, but there was a 22 day waiting period.

 

[Jay]

trainedobserver said:
"The .30-06 was probably a poor choice for space alien invader home defense to begin with don't you think? "

I agree. In defending my home against them under-the-sun-living aliens, for close range I prefer my Mossberg 500. For everything else, well Samuel Jackson said it best: