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Who is an Alien in the media?
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cottonzway
I was saying boo-urns
Bush is a shape-shifting, 10,000 year-old reptilian. Damn lizards.
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ArizonaWill
Guest
I think Dick Clark is an alien. He never seemed to age for decades, and helped introduce rock n roll to corrupt the minds of our parents and grandparents. I know that my parents were real fruitcakes, and I blame the alien conspiracy as implemented by alien shills like Dick Clark and American Bandstand.
I'm also very suspicious of a local weatherman. He looks like an elf, and it seems like he's trying to hypnotize the viewing audience with his large eyes. To play safe, I only watch him in the reflection of a mirror. By the way, Los Angeles is going to have a high of 201 degrees today, at least according to the mirror reflection.
John McCain is definitely an alien. Have you noticed how often he doesn't seem to know what year this is, or what century, or what groups are fighting in Iraq, or whether Katrina was a storm or an old movie about the fat Russian Queen who liked to have sex with a horse.
I'm also very suspicious of a local weatherman. He looks like an elf, and it seems like he's trying to hypnotize the viewing audience with his large eyes. To play safe, I only watch him in the reflection of a mirror. By the way, Los Angeles is going to have a high of 201 degrees today, at least according to the mirror reflection.
John McCain is definitely an alien. Have you noticed how often he doesn't seem to know what year this is, or what century, or what groups are fighting in Iraq, or whether Katrina was a storm or an old movie about the fat Russian Queen who liked to have sex with a horse.
Brian Now
Paranormal Pimp
valiens said:
I don't know if Colmes is an alien as much as a walking corpse. It's always been my assertion that he died sometime during the late 90's and has been decaying ever since...live...on Fox News.
Perhaps the CIA has developed some kind of reanimation technology from the Grays and Colmes was the prototype.
Loose Leaf Tea
Skilled Investigator
Gene and David, definitely.
Notice how you never see them in the same room together?
They're actually one entity doing both voices for the Paracast from a saucer miles above the earth.
(Am I banned yet?)
Notice how you never see them in the same room together?
They're actually one entity doing both voices for the Paracast from a saucer miles above the earth.
(Am I banned yet?)
Nancy Grace. Not only is she smarmy and sounds condescending and insincere, she always looks as if she's smelling a fart. Her alien culture obviously did not get her nose right, or she is indeed always smelling something foul.
Sylvia Browne. Her resemblance to Jabba the Hutt is unnerving.
Sylvia Browne. Her resemblance to Jabba the Hutt is unnerving.
Montclair04
Paranormal Novice
Tim Russert
Graphimancer
Skilled Investigator
Celene Dion looks like a gray in the face. Ugh.
Ron Collins
Curiously Confused
Sam Donaldson
That guy always creeped me out.
That guy always creeped me out.
