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Would you buy a Grey ?

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mike

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On the assumption that the story doing the rounds that the little Greys are infact clone/robots that are of a manufactured nature.
Would you buy one and program it for housework etc if the technology became available to us ?
 
No, I'd find better use for it than cleaning. I help run a cleaning business after all and have a cute employee come and do that sort of work. Rather look at her bendover in shorts than a grey.
 
mike said:
so what would you do with one ?
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Give it a mullet wig and send it after Kal Korff and teach him true terror. Then visit Greer and teach Greer what it's like to really be an abductee. Anal probes and all.

/waits for someone to say he'll like the probe part.

Then I'd send it after Bush. I won't give details because I think it would be illegal.

Then he''ll/she'll/it will have enough to talk about to make an entertaining guest on the Paracast.
 
Aaron LeClair said:
Give it a mullet wig and send it after Kal Korff and teach him true terror. Then visit Greer and teach Greer what it's like to really be an abductee. Anal probes and all.

/waits for someone to say he'll like the probe part.

Then I'd send it after Bush. I won't give details because I think it would be illegal.

Then he''ll/she'll/it will have enough to talk about to make an entertaining guest on the Paracast.
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and i thought the worlds taxi driver unions would react badly to the news.........
 
mike said:
so what would you do with one ?
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Drive it down to 1 Yonge Street in Toronto (the Toronto Star building) and auction him/her/it off. I'd start the bidding at $100,000 and take what I could get.

Seriously, if "Wacko" Jackson was willing to pay a couuple million for the remains of the Elephant Man, gods only know what that wackjob would pay for a live alien. It would certainly be a cooler companion than Bubbles the Chimp.

Of course, kidnapping one of these little grey midgets would be a task in itself. Chances are you would end up getting a free tour inside a UFO, complete with an anal probe as the door prize. For all that risk, I better get at least a million and a half! :eek:
 
im talking about mass produced clone robots as common as cars.
cheap enough that everyone could have one or two or more if they wished.
my last dog cost me $1500 so lets use that, say for $1500 bucks you or anyone could buy one of these little biobots and program them to do the gardening, laundry, cooking ,cleaning ,driving, grocery shopping..... would you buy one ?

and what would you do with a biobot ?
 
mike said:
im talking about mass produced clone robots as common as cars.
cheap enough that everyone could have one or two or more if they wished.
my last dog cost me $1500 so lets use that, say for $1500 bucks you or anyone could buy one of these little biobots and program them to do the gardening, laundry, cooking ,cleaning ,driving, grocery shopping..... would you buy one ?

and what would you do with a biobot ?
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too steep for me currently. So what are these guys good at? Being psychic? If so, I'd send it over to James Randi and collect.
 
mike said:
im talking about mass produced clone robots as common as cars.
cheap enough that everyone could have one or two or more if they wished.
my last dog cost me $1500 so lets use that, say for $1500 bucks you or anyone could buy one of these little biobots and program them to do the gardening, laundry, cooking ,cleaning ,driving, grocery shopping..... would you buy one ?

and what would you do with a biobot ?
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I dunno if I have a use for one, but when some guys are paying $6,500 and up for a Real Doll "companion", I don't even want to imagine what kind of strange fetish industry would spring out of manufactured "bio bots". :eek:
 
Buy a Grey? Your own little sentient property?

Well, that would be the beginning of the end of this culture. It amounts to slavery, really. Soon you would have the Alien Abolitionist Front running around and burning things, and underground railroads to Canada. It's the Fall of the Roman empire in the making...

Of course, it won't happen, because the internet will become fully sentient before we start making bio slaves. Man, that's going to be ugly!
 
mike said:
so what would you do with one ?
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omg. I would so use it for meinial chores. There are so many other things I would rather be doing than house work and with 4 kids still in the house it seems like most of the time is spent doing that stuff. So. I would definately use it for that.
 
Graphimancer said:
Buy a Grey? Your own little sentient property?

Well, that would be the beginning of the end of this culture. It amounts to slavery, really. Soon you would have the Alien Abolitionist Front running around and burning things, and underground railroads to Canada. It's the Fall of the Roman empire in the making...

Of course, it won't happen, because the internet will become fully sentient before we start making bio slaves. Man, that's going to be ugly!
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It would be slavery if they WERE sentient, but if they were just robots then I wouldn't feel bad about it. I work my computer hard all the time and it rarely protests, of course I could just turn the volume down if it did (insert evil scientist laugh) Now if they were like Data I would feel bad though because he's sentient, I would just hang out with him.
 
Aaron LeClair said:
Skunkapes live in Florida. They don't have that silly law I thought.
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I made the mistake of migrating into Texas. Not only do they have have lots of silly laws ,(faggotry is still technically a hangable offense) they have hired some of the most repulsive specimens of humanity on the planet to enforce them. If I could buy a Grey, I would send it out to give a painful butt-probe to all of the cops, lawyers, and judges in Texas who have made my life an overpriced shitstorm.
 
Graphimancer said:
Buy a Grey? Your own little sentient property?

Well, that would be the beginning of the end of this culture. It amounts to slavery, really. Soon you would have the Alien Abolitionist Front running around and burning things, and underground railroads to Canada. It's the Fall of the Roman empire in the making...

Of course, it won't happen, because the internet will become fully sentient before we start making bio slaves. Man, that's going to be ugly!
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As a collective planetary culture, it could be said that we are already way past that point.

It would be irrelevant if the "grey" entity were robotic, biological, sentient or sapient, humanity would find a way to use it as a weapon, slave or for some other questionable purpose. Just look at how some people treat animals so badly for their own gains.
 
Buy a Grey? Nah, I'd just get one from a rescue shelter. No doubt once the novelty wore off, Grey rescue shelters would start springing up everywhere.
 
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