Ron Collins
Curiously Confused
I thought the forum could stand to have a little humor injection. Enjoy. (I highlighted a few of my favorites.)
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
"It ain't over till it's over."
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
"It gets late early out there."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
"t's like deja-vu, all over again."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
"We have deep depth."
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
"All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
"I never said most of the things I said."
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
"It ain't over till it's over."
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
"It gets late early out there."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
"t's like deja-vu, all over again."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
"We have deep depth."
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
"All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
"I never said most of the things I said."
"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."