Your Planet Needs You! Join the Alien Resistance. Now!

[Kandinsky]

Alien Resistance has at least a threefold purpose. The first purpose is to let everyone, Christian or not, know that "alien abductions" can be stopped, and terminated as a life pattern by the name and authority of the Lord Jesus Christ. The second is to educate the Christian church, all who will listen, both with spiritual warfare information, but also of what we are convinced is a coming worldwide deception centered around "aliens", evolution, and panspermia; which we believe will play a major part in the fulfillment of the prophecy of the book of Revelation. The third is simply to tell those in UFO/New Age cults or belief systems of the Good News of the Gospel of Jesus Christ

Stop Alien Abduction, resistance and counseling to make it stop

I know we all like to whine about the amount of insanity in the UFO field. How often do we cringe at the X-Cons? Groan with cynicism as soon as Greer opens his mouth...or usually his open palm for your money? When I see guys like this, I feel warm in my soul that comedy is alive and well in UFOlogy. The AR are armed to the teeth with weapons, Bibles and selected verses (Abductions in the Bible Copyright 2001 All Rights Reserved ) to repel the demonic evil of the alien spawn!

I'm reassured that a well-chosen quote from scripture will defeat the most heavily armed alien bastards. Looks like Sgt Stone was right all along. The AR general is rightly pissed that these motherf***** alien bastards make men..."...soil their pants." 2 minutes in and I dare anyone to know 100% if these people are serious or not

 

[cottonzway]

I thought this was going to be about Starship Troopers.

 

[DrLogic]

Made me think of this instantly, an oldie but a goodie...