Extraterrestrials are Definitely Real

[enkicongregation]

Hello Board,

What is my opinion on the existence of extraterrestrials? I know they exist because I have been taken into the space craft of an Annunaki extraterrestrial, and am in daily contact with him. I met him first when I was four years old, and again when I was seven, and the relationship was solidified in April of last year.

There is no doubt in my mind that I and others are in contact with beings from other dimensions and/or planets.

 

[dyingsun]

You have come to the wrong place, dude....oh boy....

 

[enkicongregation]

Why is that? I thought this would be the perfect place to discuss my experiences.

 

[dyingsun]

It very well may be.

 

[LF-Reality]

I thought Bill Ryan was dead....... guess i was wrong.....

 

[ALPHA ROMEO UNIFORM]

Please explain what is a ET or do realy mean an ecounter with something that doesnot fit in the daily life for example outside the box?

 

[LF-Reality]

Please explain what is a ET or do realy mean an ecounter with something that doesnot fit in the daily life for example outside the box?

i think he just got drunk at a mexican bar

 

[enkicongregation]

Please explain what is a ET or do realy mean an ecounter with something that doesnot fit in the daily life for example outside the box?

An ET is an extraterrestrial, a being from another planet.

 

[pixelsmith]

Hello Board,

What is my opinion on the existence of extraterrestrials? I know they exist because I have been taken into the space craft of an Annunaki extraterrestrial, and am in daily contact with him. I met him first when I was four years old, and again when I was seven, and the relationship was solidified in April of last year.

There is no doubt in my mind that I and others are in contact with beings from other dimensions and/or planets.

What do the bathrooms look like on board the space craft?
Do they have locks on the doors?
What kind of toilet paper do they use?
Do they wash their hands after using the bathroom?

 

[trainedobserver]

An ET is an extraterrestrial, a being from another planet.

How would a person know that someone or something that claims to be a "being from another planet" actually is such or that anything they communicate is true? Why would the extraordinary claims of anyone, particularly someone or something appearing or claiming to be "non-human", be taken seriously or at their face value? Even if approached by shining beings who radiate infinite love shouldn't we exercise skepticism and due diligence rather than depend on appearances and emotion to determine the truth of a matter?

The truth about ETs or potential ETs iis this. Any ETs that humans might ever contact most certainly are agents of a foreign and alien government. These government agents will not have human philosophical and ideological motivations and ideals or notions like "service to self" and "service to others" guiding their actions. No, they will be/have been/ are representatives of a foreign government and not individual explorers and missionaries of cosmic brotherhood but rather the direct implementers of a foreign policy that does not have the best interests of Earth or Humans as a operating parameter by its very nature.

 

[enkicongregation]

What do the bathrooms look like on board the space craft?
Do they have locks on the doors?
What kind of toilet paper do they use?
Do they wash their hands after using the bathroom?

Travel is interdimensional in these craft, so the time it takes to get from one place to another is not long enough to use the bathroom.

 

[Gene Steinberg]

Actually the aliens have been overheard shouting, "Please don't squeeze the Charimin!" from their bathrooms.

 

[CapnG]

Proof, please.

 

[Ron Collins]

Travel is interdimensional in these craft, so the time it takes to get from one place to another is not long enough to use the bathroom.

Hmmm, and I'll bet that once I pay for your "Ascension Level 3000" at the stunningly low price of "$3000 CAD" (truly a bargain for learning the secrets of the universe) you will be happy to share all the knowledge and wisdom your Annunaki guides have decide to bestow upon you. I mean, why wouldn't they want you to gain monetarily for communicating their message to the entirety of humanity.

After all, it is clearly written on you membership page. "Membership in the International Congregation of Enki is the ONLY way to achieve mental and spiritual freedom and eternal life with Lord Enki." Funny how this this closely mimics the "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." bible verse (John 14:6). Might as well call yourself Jesus.

Asinine bullshit.

Gene PLEASE do us all a favor and axe this douche bag.


Obligatory angry rant: I can't believe that there are enough ignorant fucks in this world that actually willingly jump head first into this shit. This ass jumps on here in hopes of enticing morons to join his cult. Shit like this is criminal. Criminal. Thats it. No two ways to read it. He is trying to recruit people to his complete and utter fucking scam. It's just sickening to witness.

 

[Gene Steinberg]

It's our daily sitcom.

 

[enkicongregation]

The levels of membership are for purposes of mental/spiritual liberation, not the attainment of gnosis.

 

[Experiencer7]

Hello Board,

What is my opinion on the existence of extraterrestrials? I know they exist because I have been taken into the space craft of an Annunaki extraterrestrial, and am in daily contact with him. I met him first when I was four years old, and again when I was seven, and the relationship was solidified in April of last year.

There is no doubt in my mind that I and others are in contact with beings from other dimensions and/or planets.

Nice little, pocket universe you have.

 

[TClaeys]

Seriously - he isn't booted off yet?? There needs to be some kind of membership for joining the Paracast to keep these kind of people away. I fear for, and am saddened by, the untold numbers that happen to fall this way. It is criminal. I deeply hope that what comes around goes around.

Sampling of Lord Enki's FAQ's:

Q. Are there any limits on membership?
A. Any person 18 or older who is willing to invest the required time, energy and monetary resources necessary for membership is welcome into ICE. We do not discriminate based on race, gender, ethnic origin, age or sexual orientation.

Q. Why do the membership levels cost money to complete?
A. ICE is not a religion of atonement, but a religion of hard work. Lord Enki shows the way, and we must work for our own salvation. Investment of time, energy and money shows that a person is truly interested in mental and spiritual liberation, and that ICE is not just a passing fad for them.

Q. What happens to those who do not become members of ICE?
A. Sadly, those who do not join ICE as full, active members will continue in mental and spiritual slavery for many lifetimes to come. ICE is the only way to true freedom and abundant, immortal life with Lord Enki.

 

[Gareth]

I thought Bill Ryan was dead....... guess i was wrong.....

Huh? What do you mean?

 

[CapnG]

Seriously - he isn't booted off yet?? There needs to be some kind of membership for joining the Paracast to keep these kind of people away. I fear for, and am saddened by, the untold numbers that happen to fall this way. It is criminal. I deeply hope that what comes around goes around.

I admit it's depressing but at the same time I can't really feel sorry for them. "Fools and their money", right?