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So there's yet another "lord" that wants us to bow down at his feet and worship the "wisdom" he provides while his "servant" charges money for it? Laughable at best.
 
Travel is interdimensional in these craft, so the time it takes to get from one place to another is not long enough to use the bathroom.

So they go after they get here or do they just "hold it" until they get back? There is no provision for "emergencies"? How terribly shortsighted of them and how utterly ridiculous. Well ... one thing that is certainly being channeled is the spirit of bad science fiction.

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There is no worship involved here, only recognition and appreciation.

Well I think we have certainly recognized you for what you are, I doubt there is much appreciation for it here though.
 
Travel is interdimensional in these craft, so the time it takes to get from one place to another is not long enough to use the bathroom.

So they pee when they get here?
Where do they go to the bathroom, a gas station?
What end does their poop come out of? Does it smell? What color is it?
 
So they pee when they get here?
Where do they go to the bathroom, a gas station?
What end does their poop come out of? Does it smell? What color is it?

The genetic modification the Enlil and Enki factions have undergone (in quite different directions, I might add - one, a cyborg, the other a humanoid) do not require they "use the bathroom" like us humans. Their bodies digest in ways that do not require defecation and urination, but simply non-wasteful metabolism.
 
nkicongregation how much does it cost for a ride in the space ship? Is there some sort of ladder or shuttle service? Are photos allowed? How big is the craft and where do they park?
 
nkicongregation how much does it cost for a ride in the space ship? Is there some sort of ladder or shuttle service? Are photos allowed? How big is the craft and where do they park?

Though I know these questions are facetious, I will answer simply to highlight their facetiousness.

The cost for the membership levels is based on the same logic as the cost for anything else. It is valuable. The levels have nothing to do with riding in space ships, and everything to do with liberating the spirit from Enlil-induced slavery and achieving eternal life in a glorified body. I'm not aksing you to believe it. I am simply sharing what I have learned from Enki.
 
The genetic modification the Enlil and Enki factions have undergone (in quite different directions, I might add - one, a cyborg, the other a humanoid) do not require they "use the bathroom" like us humans. Their bodies digest in ways that do not require defecation and urination, but simply non-wasteful metabolism.

Who modified their genes?
I don't imagine they let you take a picture of them? Being all cyborg and humanoid I would not think they would mind.
What do they wear for clothes? I imagine underpants are not necessary.

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Though I know these questions are facetious, I will answer simply to highlight their facetiousness.

The cost for the membership levels is based on the same logic as the cost for anything else. It is valuable. The levels have nothing to do with riding in space ships, and everything to do with liberating the spirit from Enlil-induced slavery and achieving eternal life in a glorified body. I'm not aksing you to believe it. I am simply sharing what I have learned from Enki.

I am genuinely interested in stuff like this... So you are saying I would never get to ride in a space ship? No matter how much money I give you? Can I deal directly with the Captain of the ship? Where is he parked? Is there a contact person I should call?

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The cost for the membership levels is based on the same logic as the cost for anything else. It is valuable.

Why would they fly here just to help you make a buck?
 
Who modified their genes?
I don't imagine they let you take a picture of them? Being all cyborg and humanoid I would not think they would mind.
What do they wear for clothes? I imagine underpants are not necessary.

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I am genuinely interested in stuff like this... So you are saying I would never get to ride in a space ship? No matter how much money I give you? Can I deal directly with the Captain of the ship? Where is he parked? Is there a contact person I should call?

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Why would they fly here just to help you make a buck?

(1) There are no pictures.

(2) They modified their own genes.

(3) Enki and all on Planet Ankirius wear white robes.

(4) Whether you ever "ride on a ship" is not up to me.

(5) I am reimbursed for the energy I put into the mission.
 
1) Why no pictures?
2) How does one modify the genes of a humanoid?
3) Why would they wear robes?
4) I need a contact number to talk to the Captain about a ride.
5) Do the Enki get a cut of the profits?
 
(1) An evil generation seeks a sign (I did't say it).

(2) I'm not a geneticist, but I imagine in the same way you modify the genes of any other being.

(3) Why would they not wear robes?

(4) I am the representative for ICE's Earth mission.

(5) The Enki are not plural.
 
(1) An evil generation seeks a sign (I did't say it).

(2) I'm not a geneticist, but I imagine in the same way you modify the genes of any other being.

(3) Why would they not wear robes?

(4) I am the representative for ICE's Earth mission.

(5) The Enki are not plural.

1) Are you not from an evil generation as well. I seek no sign, I am a photographer who is willing to provide proof of Enki and the space ship.
2) So you must have asked to use the bathroom and they explained the whole genetic modification process?
3) Robes catch on space ship controls, robes are so "yesterday". I would think a jump suit would be better for interstellar travel.
4) Why you?
5) Do the space people get a cut from the prophet?
 
1) Are you not from an evil generation as well. I seek no sign, I am a photographer who is willing to provide proof of Enki and the space ship.
2) So you must have asked to use the bathroom and they explained the whole genetic modification process?
3) Robes catch on space ship controls, robes are so "yesterday". I would think a jump suit would be better for interstellar travel.
4) Why you?
5) Do the space people get a cut from the prophet?

I will answer any questions that are sincere. I do not feel your questions are sincere, except for number 5. Yes, actually, some of the money is transferred to bank systems on other planets where ICE congregations exist. It may sound strange, but it is no different than a currency exchange here. The funds are taken by Enki to various locations.
 
I will answer any questions that are sincere. I do not feel your questions are sincere, except for number 5. Yes, actually, some of the money is transferred to bank systems on other planets where ICE congregations exist. It may sound strange, but it is no different than a currency exchange here. The funds are taken by Enki to various locations.

Actually, you answered the only question I was not totally sincere about. How is the money transferred from you to Enki? What is the exchange rate? What is their money called?
 
Actually, you answered the only question I was not totally sincere about. How is the money transferred from you to Enki? What is the exchange rate? What is their money called?

The Earth cash (whatever country it is from) is given to Enki or a representative of Enki - that money which is not deposited into Earth bank accounts. I have no idea what the exchange rate is on the myriad planets Enki works with, not have I ever asked (or plan to ask) what their money is called. There is no money on Ankirius, but we are not speaking of Ankirius, but other planets where an ICE mission is present.

My concern is not with these details, so I'm sorry if I do not satisfy your need for an answer. My concern is only with the spiritual liberation of the human spirit,
 
ok now we are getting somewhere... when do they pick up the cash? i will offer security services in exchange for a ride on that space ship.
 
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