trainedobserver
Paranormally Disenchanted
Ha! Revisionist directors be damned! Han shot that prickly-headed little ex-grease monkey in a morally justifiable preemptive strike. Ah-hem.
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Ha! Revisionist directors be damned! Han shot that prickly-headed little ex-grease monkey in a morally justifiable preemptive strike. Ah-hem.
Han
piscator ψ
I have just done some more research and discovered that the situation is far more worrying than I at first thought! here is what I found
A recent report commissioned by the "Chemtrail Retaliation And Prevention" group
funded by the I.G Norrants foundation top scientists Dr. Unkaard and Simon tewpid made some
shocking discoveries about "chemtrails". Here is a brief excerpt of their shocking finds
from an interview by Liam Ire.*
L. Ire: (Reporter) "Please explain to me what new information you found?"
Dr. Unkaard: (senior scientist C.R.A.P) The most shocking thing we discovered was that Chemtrails
are no longer just an aerial phenomena they are also turning up in maritime and terrestrial
environments.
S. Tewpid: (scientific consultant for C.R.A.P) Yes we have found that nowhere is safe from
chemtrails our report concentrated on terrestrial and maritime environments as the aerial
side of chemtrails is already well established scientific fact.
L. Ire: Please elaborate on these maritime and terrestrial chemtrails
DR. Unkaard: We have prepared some slides to demonstrate our findings. In slide A you can see
an large ship with a huge chemtrail behind it this can not be "natural"
(Slide a):
L. Ire: I can clearly see that, are chemtrails restricted to large ships?
DR. Unkaard: Certainly not in slide B you can see a pleasure craft adapted to
produce a chemtrail
(slide B):
L. Ire: That is certainly conclusive evidence, how about the terrestrial chemtrails
S. Tewpid: The terrestrial chemtrails are linked to maritine ones we have
discovered contamination on a global scale. In slide C you can see a water heating machine
adapted to produce a chemtrail.
(slide C):
DR. Unkaard: we have discovered that the contaminants can be passed to living things.
Slide D shows contaminated animals.
(slide D):
L. Ire: Is this contamination restricted to animals?
DR. Unkaard: sadly not we are all in danger slide E shows a contaminated Human.
(slide E):
L. Ire: That is trully shocking and irrefutable evidence. What can we do to protect our selves
from contamination?
S. Tewpid: We have discovered the following things can lead to contamination and should
be avoided at all costs Swimming, vigorous exercise, living in a cold climate, bathing,
heating water to 100° and breathing. all this information and more
can be found in our "chemtrail survival manual" available for only $999.99 from the
C.R.A.P group just send a blank cheque to C.R.A.P @ the I.G. Norrants foundation, unit 6 Dumas
Road Uranus.
I dont know about you guys but I am totaly convinced
*((source)) my imagination!
A recent report commissioned by the "Chemtrail Retaliation And Prevention" group
funded by the I.G Norrants foundation top scientists Dr. Unkaard and Simon tewpid made some
shocking discoveries about "chemtrails". Here is a brief excerpt of their shocking finds
from an interview by Liam Ire.*
L. Ire: (Reporter) "Please explain to me what new information you found?"
Dr. Unkaard: (senior scientist C.R.A.P) The most shocking thing we discovered was that Chemtrails
are no longer just an aerial phenomena they are also turning up in maritime and terrestrial
environments.
S. Tewpid: (scientific consultant for C.R.A.P) Yes we have found that nowhere is safe from
chemtrails our report concentrated on terrestrial and maritime environments as the aerial
side of chemtrails is already well established scientific fact.
L. Ire: Please elaborate on these maritime and terrestrial chemtrails
DR. Unkaard: We have prepared some slides to demonstrate our findings. In slide A you can see
an large ship with a huge chemtrail behind it this can not be "natural"
(Slide a):
L. Ire: I can clearly see that, are chemtrails restricted to large ships?
DR. Unkaard: Certainly not in slide B you can see a pleasure craft adapted to
produce a chemtrail
(slide B):
L. Ire: That is certainly conclusive evidence, how about the terrestrial chemtrails
S. Tewpid: The terrestrial chemtrails are linked to maritine ones we have
discovered contamination on a global scale. In slide C you can see a water heating machine
adapted to produce a chemtrail.
(slide C):
DR. Unkaard: we have discovered that the contaminants can be passed to living things.
Slide D shows contaminated animals.
(slide D):
L. Ire: Is this contamination restricted to animals?
DR. Unkaard: sadly not we are all in danger slide E shows a contaminated Human.
(slide E):
L. Ire: That is trully shocking and irrefutable evidence. What can we do to protect our selves
from contamination?
S. Tewpid: We have discovered the following things can lead to contamination and should
be avoided at all costs Swimming, vigorous exercise, living in a cold climate, bathing,
heating water to 100° and breathing. all this information and more
can be found in our "chemtrail survival manual" available for only $999.99 from the
C.R.A.P group just send a blank cheque to C.R.A.P @ the I.G. Norrants foundation, unit 6 Dumas
Road Uranus.
I dont know about you guys but I am totaly convinced
*((source)) my imagination!
Angel of Ioren
Friendly Skeptic
You wrote that HAN? Funny stuff.
Thanks for the laugh.
Thanks for the laugh.
Han
piscator ψ
Yes I wrote it because I was getting frustrated and humour can be a good tool for changing peoples minds. I have learned that "placibo" is a very powerfull force both for good and bad, it worries me that people can actually make themselves ill by buying into nonsense like "chemtrails". In other words if you believe somthing is making you sick it probably will.
glad you liked it
glad you liked it
Martina
Skilled Investigator
I've never seen any evidence for this chemtrail business at all, but I have known people who opted into the BS about the contrails in the sky, and regarded every one of them as a secret black government project to poison us all, destroy our crops, change the atmosphere to accommodate aliens, etc, etc, ad nauseum.
The woman in the video starts off reading to us how the chemtrails are to change our atmosphere so it will support electromagnetic waves... doh! What does she think radio is? She is obviously a nutbar airhead, just like all the others I've known who bought into this bunk.
The woman in the video starts off reading to us how the chemtrails are to change our atmosphere so it will support electromagnetic waves... doh! What does she think radio is? She is obviously a nutbar airhead, just like all the others I've known who bought into this bunk.
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pixelsmith
Guest
If you watch or believe stupid fucking videos like those posted above you would indeed need your head up your ass. Geo engineering is here and has been experimented with for some time now.
trainedobserver
Paranormally Disenchanted
While I don't think the hysteria about Chem-trails is valid Weather Modification is a science and has been used since the 1950s I think although it isn't something that gets a lot of press.
Han
piscator ψ
Of course Geo-engineering exists no one said it didnt! Since the dawn of man we have strived to controll the elements: Raindances or sacrifices to sun gods for example.
That said the Idea that comercial airliners are being used to chemically controll the elements and the masses has about as much credibility as Billy Meier.
As I have stated before the reason I posted the video was because people are actually buying in to these far fetched illogical Lies, and there is a real danger of people hurting themselves through stress and anxiety over half witted idiotic fallacies like the ones stated in the video.
Lets be honest the people who make these claims are not based in reality and do not rely on facts, so they are able to shift there arguements at will, one week it will be that "chemtrails" are being used as sunblock and the next to cloak alien spacecraft. In my opinion they are just self serving paranoid scaremongers, who actively seek to misslead people for their own gains, be it money or popularity they should be exposed shunned and publicly shamed.
Let us take the "population" controll part of the arguement for example If and I mean If all the governments of the world got together and decided to chemically controll the masses why oh why would the choose the most inefficient means to do so, surely there must be more effective ways than "crop spraying" from 30,000 feet, and "chemtrails" (contrails) by there very nature do not disperse easilly? and are often seen over sparsely populated areas, surely it would be easier to put the alleged chemicals into our food and water or household products?*
To my mind there are far more pressing (real) concearns like the amount of plastics and heavy metals in our oceans, sadly they are not as "sexy" as "chemtrails".
*I hope im not giving the "chemtrailists" ideas!
That said the Idea that comercial airliners are being used to chemically controll the elements and the masses has about as much credibility as Billy Meier.
As I have stated before the reason I posted the video was because people are actually buying in to these far fetched illogical Lies, and there is a real danger of people hurting themselves through stress and anxiety over half witted idiotic fallacies like the ones stated in the video.
Lets be honest the people who make these claims are not based in reality and do not rely on facts, so they are able to shift there arguements at will, one week it will be that "chemtrails" are being used as sunblock and the next to cloak alien spacecraft. In my opinion they are just self serving paranoid scaremongers, who actively seek to misslead people for their own gains, be it money or popularity they should be exposed shunned and publicly shamed.
Let us take the "population" controll part of the arguement for example If and I mean If all the governments of the world got together and decided to chemically controll the masses why oh why would the choose the most inefficient means to do so, surely there must be more effective ways than "crop spraying" from 30,000 feet, and "chemtrails" (contrails) by there very nature do not disperse easilly? and are often seen over sparsely populated areas, surely it would be easier to put the alleged chemicals into our food and water or household products?*
To my mind there are far more pressing (real) concearns like the amount of plastics and heavy metals in our oceans, sadly they are not as "sexy" as "chemtrails".
*I hope im not giving the "chemtrailists" ideas!
Thpirathy
Paranormal Novice
There doesn't seem to be much separating "stupid fucking videos" and the typical chemtrail videos that flood YouTube. We're not talking about Geoengineering. We're talking about chemtrails. Stay on topic or go away.
cottonzway
I was saying boo-urns
You should probably wait to be here longer then a month before telling long-time members to "go away."
Thpirathy
Paranormal Novice
Why? Were you planning on posting off topic as well?
Han
piscator ψ
(Thpirathy)"Why? Were you planning on posting off topic as well?"
No what he means is we are all entitled to our views, and telling people to go away is not polite or fair there are moderators to take care of that kind of thing. Also I dont really see how anybody went off topic to be honest. The idea of this forum is to have civil debate you are not going to change peoples minds by attacking them. If you dont like that i suggest you take your own advice!
Angel of Ioren
Friendly Skeptic
I haven't seen anyone go off topic here. Regardless of your view of chem trails, everyone is allowed to have an opinion. Cotton has a good point - it would be a good idea to get a feel for the forum and the posters before telling anyone, especially a long time member to "go away."
Thanks.
Thanks.
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pixelsmith
Guest
I do not go away easily.
cottonzway
I was saying boo-urns
Angel of Ioren
Friendly Skeptic
I agree with you that chemtrails are bullshit, but I don't think that the geo-engineering comment was far off topic. Trust me, and you probably know this, the acceptable range for off topic remarks is pretty wide on an internet forum.
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