How to catch a Bigfoot? (theoretically)

[nameless]

snares with male children

or military special ops grade martial arts dwarfs dressed as children. ninja wee men

 

[nameless]

..but dressed up like kids

 

[nameless]

Do you think that a "shaman" or "summoner" of some kind could be used to get one to make an appearance?

Or do you think that the location is more important, in other words is it a case of being the "right" person in the "right" place or do you think that anyone anywhere can see one?

lol,

"SPELL CASTING, BIGFOOT....B.I.G.F.O.O.T...APPEAROS BIG FOOTUS"

 

[manxman]

or military special ops grade martial arts dwarfs dressed as children. ninja wee men

the dwarf tribe fuckarewe you mean, i am sure you can guess why they were named the fuckarewe tribe, as this joke is older than me.

 

[nameless]

If Bigfeets are some type of spook, then my solution is irrelevant.

A better solution would be to conjure up one into your garden shed with incantations and such.

The best system for summoning spooks depends on your cultural background, Asian, European, Native American, etc.

Try Thelema: US Grand Lodge » Ordo Templi Orientis

no it doesn't

 

[nameless]

the dwarf tribe fuckarewe you mean, i am sure you can guess why they were named the fuckarewe tribe.

where the fuck are we?

 

[nameless]

how about a little robot probe dude that floats on a cushion of air that when approached fires a spout of knockout gas through a little tube.

 

[manxman]

aye they hunted in the tall grass, and livingstone discovered them and noted that every now and then, individuals would jump up and call 'where the f@@k are we'' ''where the f@@k are we''

 

[Han]

lol,

"SPELL CASTING, BIGFOOT....B.I.G.F.O.O.T...APPEAROS BIG FOOTUS"

Well I meant a Shaman and his tools "magic potion" etc.

not some two bit Harry potter type either, mind.

 

[nameless]

so Han i know you mentioned it before but where do you stand on it being a physical or mental apparition or both?

 

[Han]

I honestly can not see the remotest chance that it is a "Primate" type of creature.

I think that physical and mental are one and the same in certain aspects of "reality" but I don't really have the required skill set to convey exactly what I mean.
although I am not overly convinced of "special" places, I would not entirely rule out some kind of "geological" connection.

 

[nameless]

i got pretty much the same as you. i'm factoring in some crazy stuff too like the Paulides 411 stuff.

 

[Burnt State]

Nameless, you put stock in the Paulides dude?

 

[Burnt State]

Adamski, Meier, Romanek, (dr)Greer and as I know next to nothing about ufology there are probably worse offenders (I am not quite sure if "elr0n cupboard" counts as part of ufology or religion) heavens gate maybe? lets be fair there are and have been more an equal amount of charlatans in both Cryptozoology and Ufology.

i wasn't thinking charlatan, that's the same jam smeared on all the paranormal toast. as for cults - that's another conundrum all on its own.

but you don't see ufologists trying to sell frozen bodies of greys that are stuffed with raw and rotting meat - that's just not right. though now that i think about it i'm having alien autopsy flashbacks from previous decades.

dunno, perhaps i'm getting more sensitive the older i get, probably getting too attached to my dog. you won't get him Dyer, ya hear?!

 

[manxman]

but you don't see ufologists trying to sell frozen bodies of greys that are stuffed with raw and rotting meat - that's just not right. though now that i think about it i'm having alien autopsy flashbacks from previous decades.

uh oh someone hasnt watched alien autopsy.

 

[nameless]

Nameless, you put stock in the Paulides dude?

Not really. I like to play these things out though and see where they go and I'm going through the 411 books which on a purely factual level are intriguing but I do have some criticisms, real ones not the cut and paste Amazon lance moody trawl.

Anybody remember some dude in heavy sniper camo getting hit by a car a couple of years back?

 

[nameless]

But if you do take in some of the cases and correlations then you will know that tracking dogs, FLIR and seasoned search teams proved ineffective in suggested Bigfoot/anomalous abductions.

 

[Han]

i wasn't thinking charlatan, that's the same jam smeared on all the paranormal toast. as for cults - that's another conundrum all on its own.

but you don't see ufologists trying to sell frozen bodies of greys that are stuffed with raw and rotting meat - that's just not right. though now that i think about it i'm having alien autopsy flashbacks from previous decades.

dunno, perhaps i'm getting more sensitive the older i get, probably getting too attached to my dog. you won't get him Dyer, ya hear?!

(dr) Johnathan Reed was peddling a frozen "Alien" a few years back!

 

[DaveM]

(dr) Johnathan Reed was peddling a frozen "Alien" a few years back!

Those alien pics make it look like that being is made of paper mache.

 

[Han]

Those alien pics make it look like that being is made of paper mache.

don't forget the "power bracelet" (dr) Reed captured from him "victim".
It is clearly made of metal. (or maybe plastic )