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If the UFO field was a High School...Who would you like to see expelled?

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The Pair of Cats said:
No only while you're at school, these days, it seems.
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I will admit, one of my friends (who recently was shot again and nearly died) got shot when we were 13 in the face, while we were skipping. Drugs, stupid parents who leave their guns out, immaturity, and taking the movie Red Dawn too seriously while watching it isn't a good mixture.
 
I would have expelled the Greys if they attended this high school'' They never stay at school long enough to introduce themselves to everyone , pretty rude i most say ' next time they want to be in a high school picture they could least stay long enough to get a good shot:D
 
Assuming this school were located far away from the rest of society . . . I wouldn't kick any of them out. Let the entire UFO woo-woo field stay in an isolated school building!

Now you're talking!!!

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Too bad the UFO field isn't a high school! It could use some structure and some discipline. Perfesser Friedman would have already kicked out the incorrigibles, so we don't have to worry about the Korffs or the Hoaglands or the Bieliks. Linda Howe would have a favorite desk in the detention room. Superintendent Vallee would have gotten her dismissed from the school newspaper. Sean David Morton would not be allowed near the place, per a restraining order. Bob Lazar would still be around, because nobody ever actually caught him mixing up stink bombs in the chemistry lab, and that mysterious explosion that took out the principal's car could have been a guvimint job. Oberg and Shostak would still be on the school board because of the part of the district that includes the country club, but they would be outnumbered by Bruce Maccabee, Richard Hall, and Wendy Connors. That Michael Salla character, though... he's gotta go! Send him off to a rubber room down the hall from Korff.
 
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