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Kimball comes clean - disinfo agent!!

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A little tete-a-tete I've been having with "Trajanus" on the ETH as Myth thread, where he seems convinced that everyone is a disinfo agent (or at least a lot of people, like *gasp* Stan Friedman) has got me to thinking that perhaps it's time for me to confess... I too am an agent, whose mission is to spread disinfo throughout the UFO community and the general public through my filmmaking activites. In particular, my job is to diminish attention to the alien presence here on Earth by promoting alternate theories (see the Robinson Panel for a description of how people like me fit into the Cosmic Watergate). Of course, that's just the tip of the iceberg, but it's all that I'm willing to get into at the moment.

It all makes sense, really. Here are just a few facts that you might not be aware of...

1. My father was an officer in the RCAF in the 1950s, and flew classified missions up north, involving geomagnetics - Wilbert Smith's area of research. It was at this point that he was recruited into the cover-up. I was eventually brought in by dad, as was Stan (more on that later).

2. Among my father's friends when he went to law school in the 1960s was Reid Morden, who went on to become head of CSIS from 1988 to 1992, and then went on to become Canada's Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs. He and dad worked together as part of the Canadian control until for over two decades.

3. My uncle is Stan Friedman, who was, until he married into our family in the mid-1970s, independent of the cover-up. My father recruited him as soon as Stan began to get close to the truth about Roswell, which led to the MJ-12 diversion. Thank goodness Stan had a strong sense of duty and an understanding of national security interests.

4. When I was "brought in" in 2001, it was to take over my dad's position in the Canadian division of the "real" MJ-12. My dad effectively retired at the same time as he retired as a judge. To that end, I have spent the last seven years working closely with my good friend Nick Pope, "formerly" of the UK MoD, and, until his death, Karl Pflock, who was integrally involved in the American "head office" since the 1960s, when he was with the CIA. He was my direct American contact.

The facts that underline this narrative are all true. There are many others I could have used if I had wanted to in order to make my point, but this will suffice. The point? That almost anyone has things in their background that, if you use enough imagination, could lead you to construct a narrative that would show them to be an agent of "THEM". It's all bollocks.

Of course, by putting this out there, perhaps I'm just trying to distract people from the truth. That was what the Robertson Panel wanted, after all. ;)

Paul Kimball
MJ-13

P.S. My time in the RCMP was quite useful at gathering information for "THEM" as well... Shhh...
 

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Well, think about Jim Moseley, whose dad was an important official in the Army in the 30s and 40s. With that sort of background, surely he must be a government operative of some sort, right?

Forget MJ-13. What about MJ-69? :D
 
Well, think about Jim Moseley, whose dad was an important official in the Army in the 30s and 40s. With that sort of background, surely he must be a government operative of some sort, right?

Forget MJ-13. What about MJ-69? :D

I tried for that position, but I wasn't flexible enough. Intellectually, of course... ;)
 
Well, think about Jim Moseley, whose dad was an important official in the Army in the 30s and 40s. With that sort of background, surely he must be a government operative of some sort, right?

Forget MJ-13. What about MJ-69? :D

Interestingly, Jim - who was friends with and worked closely with Karl Pflock - has referred to me as the "future of ufology" on more than one occasion. All part of the plan. ;)
 
As I figured. Are you still giving him weekly reports? :D

Absolutely. It's amazing that people believe he was in Peru robbing graves - it was really part of an alien liaison mission.

Unlike Bassett, Greer et al, Jim can actually claim to have "briefed" a former President about UFOs as well - his infamous encounter with Harry Truman.
 
69, oh yeah.:D

Now someone needs to expose the actual meaning of MJ.

I'm thinking it's missionary jambalaya.
 
Absolutely. It's amazing that people believe he was in Peru robbing graves - it was really part of an alien liaison mission.

Unlike Bassett, Greer et al, Jim can actually claim to have "briefed" a former President about UFOs as well - his infamous encounter with Harry Truman.
And he actually got access to Project Blue Book UFO cases in the 1950s, making notes from the original reports. Major Keyhoe merely got copies and was understandably pissed at Moseley's access.

By the way, the foregoing is totally true. :) Seriously.
 
I think I posted this a couple of years ago, but since it fits right in here:

I’d like to sign up for the New World Order in the Black Ops UFO division. I’d rather not do the neo-fascist thing, but Capitalist Masonic Pig Dog would be fine with me. My grandfather was a Mason, and I know he would have encouraged me to join had he not died before I was born. I’m cool with it. I’ve heard so many good things about the NWO that I think it’s time for me to make my contribution to the greater good. Does anyone know how to submit an application? I mean, do the Men in Black monitor this board looking for recruits, or maybe the top secret black ops guys? I don’t know, of course, but I’m assuming they must, so I thought I’d just ask them right here since their phone number is, like, unlisted.

Look, I’m well qualified. I have a lifetime of experience in both conspiracies, UFOs, and bureaucracies. I’m computer literate and height/weight proportionate. I don’t smoke. I lean conservative and I’m a loyal American. I feel my education, experience, and loyalty qualify me as a commissioned officer. Considering that time is of the essence here (I’m no spring chicken), I suggest you start me off as, say, a Lieutenant Colonel. I’m not asking to set policy or anything, but I’d like to contribute at a meaningful level and I simply do not have the time to work up through the ranks. I’m a pretty good mission specialist. Just give me direction and I’ll get the job done whatever it is. Once you see my resume you’ll understand what I’m talking about. Eventually I’d like to join the General Staff. I know I have to prove myself first, but I wanted you to know I have goals. Oh, also! I’ve had a Secret Clearance before, so we don’t have to start from scratch.

So if you would just contact me, which should be easy enough for folks like you. I’m not really hiding, but I don’t want to deal with the cranks. I mean, I’ve got Caller ID on purpose. Other than that I’m easy to find. Contact me and I’ll point you to my online resume (if you haven’t found it already) and we can go from there. There’s a big open field directly in front of my house (see Google Earth to verify), so if you are restricted to, shall we say, more exotic means of travel, it should be no problem. You could always just drive up in a black sedan and knock on the door. That would be okay, too. Don’t worry about the dog. He has a big bark, but he’s really harmless. If he knows who you are he’ll hide under the bed anyway. That’s what he did last time the cops showed up. (It was no big deal. I’ll tell you all about it.)

Oh, by the way, I don’t require payment except for expenses incurred. I’ll volunteer. I wanted you to know how serious I am about this. And I’m a pretty good shot.

Thanks. Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
 
O.K. If you're gonna come clean, I'll come clean, too. I am the leader of the 'Secret Ruling Elite'. You know, 'Illuminati.'
I made the Grays. They're just thought-forms projected into the imaginal realm.
I figured that if I made everybody afraid of that place, where the real magic goes down, I could have it all to myself.
I'll knock it off now. Go on in and play. It's mostly safe.
 
The point? That almost anyone has things in their background that, if you use enough imagination, could lead you to construct a narrative that would show them to be an agent of "THEM".

Actually... no. Those facts are all pretty unique and specific, they're not the least bit common or ordinary. If anyone was going to have a "recipie for an insider" that would pretty much be it. Military+Intelligence Service+Government? You think that's something "almost anyone" has in their background?

I think you're losing perspective; purposely turning a blind eye because you can legitimately say "Well that's not how it with ME." and throwing out contrarian arguments with mockery.
 
Well hi there, Nephew-of-Stan! :)

I wondered why ya kept sayin' stuff about him, lol

I'm gonna be meeting your uncle in July.....
 
A little tete-a-tete I've been having with "Trajanus" on the ETH as Myth thread, where he seems convinced that everyone is a disinfo agent (or at least a lot of people, like *gasp* Stan Friedman) has got me to thinking that perhaps it's time for me to confess... I too am an agent, whose mission is to spread disinfo throughout the UFO community and the general public through my filmmaking activites. In particular, my job is to diminish attention to the alien presence here on Earth by promoting alternate theories (see the Robinson Panel for a description of how people like me fit into the Cosmic Watergate). Of course, that's just the tip of the iceberg, but it's all that I'm willing to get into at the moment.

It all makes sense, really. Here are just a few facts that you might not be aware of...

1. My father was an officer in the RCAF in the 1950s, and flew classified missions up north, involving geomagnetics - Wilbert Smith's area of research. It was at this point that he was recruited into the cover-up. I was eventually brought in by dad, as was Stan (more on that later).

2. Among my father's friends when he went to law school in the 1960s was Reid Morden, who went on to become head of CSIS from 1988 to 1992, and then went on to become Canada's Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs. He and dad worked together as part of the Canadian control until for over two decades.

3. My uncle is Stan Friedman, who was, until he married into our family in the mid-1970s, independent of the cover-up. My father recruited him as soon as Stan began to get close to the truth about Roswell, which led to the MJ-12 diversion. Thank goodness Stan had a strong sense of duty and an understanding of national security interests.

4. When I was "brought in" in 2001, it was to take over my dad's position in the Canadian division of the "real" MJ-12. My dad effectively retired at the same time as he retired as a judge. To that end, I have spent the last seven years working closely with my good friend Nick Pope, "formerly" of the UK MoD, and, until his death, Karl Pflock, who was integrally involved in the American "head office" since the 1960s, when he was with the CIA. He was my direct American contact.

The facts that underline this narrative are all true. There are many others I could have used if I had wanted to in order to make my point, but this will suffice. The point? That almost anyone has things in their background that, if you use enough imagination, could lead you to construct a narrative that would show them to be an agent of "THEM". It's all bollocks.

Of course, by putting this out there, perhaps I'm just trying to distract people from the truth. That was what the Robertson Panel wanted, after all. ;)

Paul Kimball
MJ-13

P.S. My time in the RCMP was quite useful at gathering information for "THEM" as well... Shhh...

So you were a Rock City Mall Police person? Jeez Paul, how the mighty have fallen.

If you're a disinfo agent, then what the hell does that make people like Kal Korff, and Michael Horn? If I thought you were a disinfo agent, I'd probably start making cartoons about you. Then again, I do have a cartoonist's meeting to go to tonight, so it could happen.

Seriously though... Are people actually calling you a Disinfo agent?
 
It's all clear now :)

And of course, the RCMP are as everyone knows just a front for the North American commanderie of the Order of the Knights Templar (you can't have a decent conspiracy without a gratuitous Templars reference. It's traditional).

New party game: "Six Degrees of MJ-12".
 
It's all clear now :)

And of course, the RCMP are as everyone knows just a front for the North American commanderie of the Order of the Knights Templar (you can't have a decent conspiracy without a gratuitous Templars reference. It's traditional).

New party game: "Six Degrees of MJ-12".

Speaking of the Knights Templar, I've been to Oak Island, and I KNOW where the "treasure" (which is really an alien artifact) is buried. :rolleyes:
 
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