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Korff PUNKE OUT !

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Yeah I saw he got kicked out of Prague.

You really have to be doing something to get kicked out of the Czech Republic.
 
Actually, the problem was that Korff was doing nothing outside making videos, ranting about Kevin Randle, Don Ecker, and Royce Myers III. Our inside man had Kal's visa looked into, and what do you know, they gave Kal 7 days to leave the country. This was the day he was supposed to debate Randle. He sent an e-mail at 8:15 PM to the X-Zone, meaning it was around 2 AM in Prague. Funny thing, though, is that Kal's video discussing the "terrorist threat" was filmed in broad daylight. Seems Kal was sitting on that vid for some time....

I wonder how long it is until the Swiss government gets wind of the fact Kal has no job and no prospects....
 
Actually, the problem was that Korff was doing nothing outside making videos, ranting about Kevin Randle, Don Ecker, and Royce Myers III. Our inside man had Kal's visa looked into, and what do you know, they gave Kal 7 days to leave the country. This was the day he was supposed to debate Randle. He sent an e-mail at 8:15 PM to the X-Zone, meaning it was around 2 AM in Prague. Funny thing, though, is that Kal's video discussing the "terrorist threat" was filmed in broad daylight. Seems Kal was sitting on that vid for some time....

I wonder how long it is until the Swiss government gets wind of the fact Kal has no job and no prospects....
Don't they have welfare over there? :)
 
So, what you're saying is that because Korff didn't have a job, he couldn't stay in the Czech Republic?

He couldn't take a job flipping burgers in Prague? I mean, he's probably qualified to do that right?

Sad really, it is sad.
 
Korff PUNKED OUT !

I met Kevin Randle.
I've had lunch with Kevin Randle.
Kal Korff's no Kevin Randle.
 
I actually thought about making a Korff Bot.

Here's his head.



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I was going to make the moustache more pronounced, but instead I'll probably just use this as a puppet at conventions.

that's a little unkind to Bender, doncha think? ;)
 
that's a little unkind to Bender, doncha think? ;)

Big difference between Bender, and the Korffbot.

Seriously though, I was giving a lot of though of giving him that 70's porn stache' as Korff so proudly wears like a yammering retard.

If I made a Korff Bot, I'd have to have installed looped rantings and ravings about how he fights terrorists and Kevin Randle.
 
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