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I started watching it when Tank Abbot and Ken Shamrock were in their heyday. I didn't ever seen anything as gruesome as a skull-crushing, but there was plenty of blood and teeth flying!
 
Aaron LeClair said:
I smoke and need all the air I can get.

I can fart. That's about it.
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Can you top this one?

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Aaron LeClair said:
Type in Fart goes wrong for a funny one. I'd post it, but I think it's too gross to.
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That is pretty damn gross...kinda looked like the coffee I'm drinking. I bet some of these guys had some scratchy stubble in their crack for a few days.

I'm gonna turn it back around to kung-fu now. This guy could probably smash a skull with his willy.

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i'm pretty sure no-ones ever died in the actualy UFC, although they have in other MMA tournaments. Usually by fighting in tounraments in places like Croatia, even after their doctor told them they would die if they fought again.
On the whole MMA is safer than boxing due to the fact that the fights are short and you don't have to go twelve rounds taking constant blows to the head.
I do both Thai boxing and BJJ and hope to do some amatuer cagefighting sometime in the future.
 
That's a pretty funny video Hoff...I've had some boxing and Tae Kwon Do training, but a little girl could probably kick my ass these days...here's a vid of my pops ranking up to 3rd degree black. He gets a little wobbly, but notice that his left heel is purple from cracking a bone a few days earlier.

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Aaron LeClair said:
I was looking to see if there are any deaths that occurred and came across this, which isn't exactly what I was looking for, but found interesting.
UFC Mourns Former Champ Evan Tanner, Dead at 37, Cause of Death Unknown


UFC Mourns Former Champ Evan Tanner, Dead at 37, Cause of Death Unknown - MMA FanHouse
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I haven't heard of any UFC deaths, but I was shocked about Evan Tanner! I read that a couple of weeks ago. I figured he died from exposure, but it's still listed as unknown?
 
Man, did this thread ever shift gears...fart jokes and nut shots one minute, and now a tragic loss. I liked Evan Tanner. He kicked ass real good. Somebody say something funny.
 
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