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Still a firm supporter of Japans Underground Robot Army theory, or JURA as it shall be known from here on out.
Here is your proof:
I WANT ONE!!!
I read somewhere that, during the 1980's, a middle school in Texas had to be shut down for two days because of mass panic. A rumor had started that the school would be overrun by a horde of Smurfs, who were said to be armed with knives and would murder anyone who wasn't wearing blue.
Was this purely hysteria, or something based in fact? You decide.
People seem to think that the reason the aliens don't talk is that they communicate telepathically: this is incorrect. It is because they would inevitably say nothing but "Smurf smurf smurf smurf", which would give the game away. Then they might as well go and put their little hats back on.
RESIST THE BLUE MENACE!!!