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[Bob Watson]

noooooooo....

 

[Tony B.]

I am going to have to see if I can actually find this, on my next trip to Portland.

 

[mike]

While i dont condone vandalising war memorials......

 

[mike]

I come from a family of failed magicians.........

I have two half sisters

 

[mike]

Some Australians dont seem to understand evolution

Had a bloke yesterday who thought he came from Darwin

 

[mike]

Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet Now on Display | AirSpace

 

[mike]

 

[RenaissanceLady]

No kidding.

 

[pixelsmith]

Some Australians dont seem to understand evolution

Had a bloke yesterday who thought he came from Darwin

Darwin married his first cousin and had kids with health problems because of it. Not the brightest man.

 

[Tony B.]

No kidding.

Some people seem to be having trouble telling them apart, these days.

I like bacon as much as anyone else, but it's not one of my four major food groups. I may go as long as a week without having any.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

Some people seem to be having trouble telling them apart, these days.

I like bacon as much as anyone else, but it's not one of my four major food groups. I may go as long as a week without having any.

I doubt I eat bacon as much as two-three times a year. Still, it can be a nice -- if occasional indulgence.

 

[exo_doc]

It might just be my physiology, but since I gave up almost all (well, most) carbs, sugar, and severely limited my salt intake I feel like Superman. I only eat fresh veggies and fruits, nothing canned. 6oz of lean beef or chicken (no antibiotics or steroids), boiled eggs, yogurt, kefir, and organic oatmeal. No junk food or fast foods at all. I've managed to lose 28 pounds since Christmas, my blood pressure is great, my blood sugar has leveled out, my average mood is wonderful, and I'm sleeping like a baby now. (No I don't crap and pee my pants, then cry...LOL! )
It could be all in my head about how I feel, but I don't even like the smell of bacon anymore.
I actually had to go on this diet for health reasons, and it is working like a charm.

 

[Tony B.]

I've managed to lose 28 pounds since Christmas, my blood pressure is great, my blood sugar has leveled out, my average mood is wonderful, and I'm sleeping like a baby now.

Wow, good for you, mate! Always nice to hear from someone. My cousin down in SoCal (we're actually like second cousins once removed, by marriage) lost a mess of weight and is Looking Pretty Good.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

 

[manxman]

Is this inappropriate, even tho bacon and orgasm's are popular.

 

[stonehart]

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With a knick, knack, paddy whack,. Give the dog a bone;. This old man came rolling home

 

[Burnt State]

This deserves to be somewhere and I can't keep poking around Jaques Vallée's backyard looking for ways to interrupt the social control system. I've decided there's just one thing aliens are trying to teach us about:

 

[Christopher O'Brien]

Here's a fake movie trailer about the "Hurricane Hillary Express" I created back in 2011. It still kinda works today!

 

[Tony B.]

Here's a fake movie trailer about the "Hurricane Hillary Express" I created back in 2011. It still kinda works today!

I'd like that two minutes of my life back now, please.

Real campaign commercials are bad enough... what were you thinking, Chris? Bad co-host, no doughnut.

 

[Bob Watson]