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stonehart said:
Well since this is the funny thread.

The pitfalls of home renovation:

So about six weeks ago we had a new sliding door for the new house measured up and ordered.... fast forward to Friday last week and the phone call comes in saying the "Door" is ready.

Great I think I can finish the entry way and have that bit of the house all done.......................... But no!

Come Monday at 5pm the.... ah door frame arrives.

so I call the company and ask in simple terms ... "Where is the god damn door"

Well apparently they never made one .. *face palm*

So as you can imagine my next question to the company was "what the hell use is a door frame with no god damn door to put in it"!!!

So they are coming out today to measure up the door again.

The funny side of this is that the company only make sliding doors and I quote "all orders must include door" ... you have to wonder how they messed this up.
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity, for it is limitless.

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Ok so this animation is supposed to show that water has been discovered on mars, but to me it looks like it is enjoying a glass of koolaid:

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JFL Hidden Camera Gags: Flying Saucer
TEXT: "Uploaded on Apr 10, 2011: This prank is one of our craziest. A realistic looking flying saucer has crashed on the side of the road, as you would expect drivers by can't help but stop to take a look. Watch their reactions when the hatch opens to reveal our new masters... the chickens!"
 
Tyger said:
JFL Hidden Camera Gags: Flying Saucer
TEXT: "Uploaded on Apr 10, 2011: This prank is one of our craziest. A realistic looking flying saucer has crashed on the side of the road, as you would expect drivers by can't help but stop to take a look. Watch their reactions when the hatch opens to reveal our new masters... the chickens!"
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I wish I could like this post twice. That is HI-larious:p
 
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