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RenaissanceLady
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Picture this only with the giant paws of a Great Pyrenees pressed against my face and little black cat on my chest. Such is my reality:
stonehart
Paranormal Adept
Picture this only with the giant paws of a Great Pyrenees pressed against my face and little black cat on my chest. Such is my reality:
Here I am as I read this in bed with the laptop (yeah lazy but hey I work late today), and the cat insists on sleeping between me and the laptop.. if she cant do that she will sleep on it.
stonehart
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exo_doc
Foolish Earthling
Oh Gods! That's me every morning with the dang cats and dog! Sarah (the dog) thinks she owns the bed and me and my wife are pillows. Buster, Snowflake and Miss Kitty try to sleep on our heads! So true so true!Picture this only with the giant paws of a Great Pyrenees pressed against my face and little black cat on my chest. Such is my reality:
RenaissanceLady
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One of our two furnaces quit working and it went down into the negatives last night. (I think -10F was the low. It was -1F when I went to bed). Because MY part of the house is freezing, I finally marched into the housemate's room and told him to scoot over. Gigantic white dog and (my) little black cat were already in there. As the dog took his half out of the middle, I spent the night hanging off the bed and getting kicked in the face and back by giant white paws. At one point, he moved to the diagonal and I only had one tiny corner of the bed to curl up, all the while with the little black cat perched on top of me.
Now I am back in bed with my laptop as it's just too damn cold in the house to move, especially as it's about to start snowing.... again. Giant white dog is beside me and little black cat is alternating between my lap and the keyboard. This is my life. I dream of places that are warmer and drier.
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
As we're speaking of cats:
... And whack at your nose.... and pounce on your chest....
... And whack at your nose.... and pounce on your chest....
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
Should have stuck to catnip:
exo_doc
Foolish Earthling
WRONG!....just...just WRONG!Should have stuck to catnip:
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
It's never too late to have a happy childhood:
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
Wrong on so many levels - and tragically funny:
RenaissanceLady
Paranormal Adept
It's also 3F here at the house.
Hey I'm not making fun of anyone , but it is what it is.....this is when horizontal stripes don't work. People are interesting....
I'm not as nice as you then - that guy needs to eat a little less. Are those breasts, testicles or is jabba the hut hanging onto a skinny guy underneath a huge XXXXXXXXXL t-shirt?
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