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(read with rhythm and a beat with feeling if you got some love for others, other mothers, other brothers and sisters and etceteras.)

My Prediction For 2014

There will be...
Shock, devestation, sadness
Outpouring, grief, outreach.
Famine, disease, madness:
soaring stock exchange
brother for brother
deranged killing of another
brother's sister and mother - raped.
Your hands taped, behind your back
bow down, Abu Grave style,
before swanky media adverts,
perverted lusted corrupted
officials beneficial to their race.
Not yours, no 'ours,' just all theirs
for the taking and the raking
in this Dr. Seuss Nightmare.

Can you see the terror state?
Looks great from the 63rd floor
'cept now there's planes coming' through the door,
You can't ignore, look down
What's up on the other side of the ground?
You're standing on the opposite side
of someone else without a coin.
They run and hide, from bombs
made to degrade their humanity.
We all share in this Internet porn site
globalized human depravity!
It's just gonna be more 'insanity'
and killing sprees, the usual
6 o'clock calamity, the usual
planet as a lite bright set,
heating up the atmosphere-
it's clear, y'all hear?! Next year's gonna be hard
on many, with even more manys living in fear,
of some bugger's telemarketed manufactured gears,
grinding you and me,
and everyone else
till we can't see - unless,
like that one word Dr. Seuss
said we should guess,
that caring about those with less,
and in genuine distress,
is even worth our time of day.

Unless you can nurture a seed
and feel the freedom of growing trees,
know the magic of touching leaves,
know you can't eat money
so you end all this greed.
Unless you can understand
how each living thing is sacred,
we are the damned.
And we are someone else's property.
 
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Burnt State said:
(read with rhythm and a beat with feeling if you got some love for others, other mothers, other brothers and sisters and etceteras.)

My Prediction For 2014

There will be...
Shock, devestation, sadness
Outpouring, grief, outreach.
Famine, disease, madness:
soaring stock exchange
brother for brother
deranged killing of another
brother's sister and mother - raped.
Your hands taped, behind your back
bow down, Abu Grave style,
before swanky media adverts,
perverted lusted corrupted
officials beneficial to their race.
Not yours, no 'ours,' just all theirs
for the taking and the raking
in this Dr. Seuss Nightmare.

Can you see the terror state?
Looks great from the 63rd floor
'cept now there's planes coming' through the door,
You can't ignore, look down
What's up on the other side of the ground?
You're standing on the opposite side
of someone else without a coin.
They run and hide, from bombs
made to degrade their humanity.
We all share in this Internet porn site
globalized human depravity!
It's just gonna be more 'insanity'
and killing sprees, the usual
6 o'clock calamity, the usual
planet as a lite bright set,
heating up the atmosphere-
it's clear, y'all hear?! Next year's gonna be hard
on many, with even more manys living in fear,
of some bugger's telemarketed manufactured gears,
grinding you and me,
and everyone else
till we can't see - unless,
like that one word Dr. Seuss
said we should guess,
that caring about those with less,
and in genuine distress,
is even worth our time of day.

Unless you can nurture a seed
and feel the freedom of growing trees,
know the magic of touching leaves,
know you can't eat money
so you end all this greed.
Unless you can understand
how each living thing is sacred,
we are the damned.
And we are someone else's property.
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Now THAT belongs on a restroom door
 
Is it too late to predict that we will hear the name JPMorgan-Chase bank mentioned in the news for unsavory actions before the end of the year ?
 
The uk will get a mild taste of the current American big freeze. It will last a day turn to sludge yet all the preppers will still insist on using a winch and snow chains to get off the driveway
 
well, of course, they are. those reptilian overlords are no slouches. they want to see how this whole Fukushima thing plays itself out.
 
I shall predict that McDonald’s, after losing market share in the discovery of the contents of their McNugget’s, and having to guess how many bovine could possibly exist within my quarter pounder, will vie with Bigelow Aerospace, by sending Ronald McDonald into orbit, via inflatable Big Mac. As some may recall McDonald’s predecessor, “The Flying Hamburger.” I also foresee the mode of propulsion as being that of the combined psychic energy of underpaid and disgruntled employees, throughout it's vast empire.
 
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Economic turmoil worldwide will continue until 2016. While some people will find jobs, more people will be working part time, striking out on their own to form new businesses or some alternative to try to get control over their financial lives. There will be more anger towards politicians in the US because people are tired and frustrated.

The Paracast will survive but may have a different look or feel from its current format.

There will be three more school shootings in the US.

A well-known celebrity will commit suicide, shocking everyone.

Kimye will not make it to the altar. The couple will break up.

Honey Boo Boo will fade into obscurity.

There will be more UFO sightings in the US and more people will start to believe.

We will be closer to finding Bigfoot than before.
 
Maybe worth revisiting these within the next week, looks like quite a few people were on, or damned close to, the mark with their (non-psychic)predictions... eat that John Hogue!

...surely we've collectively proven our worth, a 2015 thread is a shoe-in?
 
1. Jake from State Farm will marry Flo from Progressive Insurance. Both will convert to an extreme branch of fundamentalist Christianity and be immediately offered a reality TV show on TLC.

2. Whitley Strieber will continue to be the actual focus of every interview he does on DREAMLAND. Every experience a guest reveals will be trumped by Whitley interrupting and saying “Me Too!” then Whitley will spend 15 minutes relating HIS own experience while the guest sits silently.

3. Ufology will continue to run in place as old cases are continually rehashed and strip mined for any possible profit. Conference attendance will continue to dwindle as older boomers lose interest in paying to look at Steven Greer’s muscles.

4. The TV show THE BIG BANG THEORY will become the center of controversy as Creationists and Anti-Science Tea Party groups demand equal time after each episode.

5. The movie LEFT BEHIND will become a cult favorite with the addition of a laugh track.

6. “Outrage Syndrome” will be recognized by the medical community to designate the rising epidemic of chronic outrage experienced by large numbers of social and economic conservatives and Fox News viewers in the USA.

7. Facebook will secretly sell all Member Information related to UFOs to Bob Bigelow.

8. Scandal will hit the 700 CLUB when an insider reveals that Pat Robertson has been dead for 5 years and that a ventriloquist’s dummy has been used on the TV program, voice provided by Nicholas Cage (who will evidently take any job he can get).

9. Lady Gaga and Madonna will formally merge to form the MadonnaGaga Corporation, which will start a successful chain of meat shops and butcher knife sharp “cutting edge” clothing boutiques.

10. The SyFy channel, facing complaints about the relevance of Wrestling Competitions on a so-called science fiction channel, will rebrand each match. Each contestant will be introduced as an alien representing a different planet in the Orion Empire. Each loser will be led away by CGI generated female Greys to a mother ship for a massage and rub down.

11. A new political movement will grow in the USA, calling for regime change in Canada on the fear that the USA cannot allow a nation with socialized medicine so close to its borders.

12. Honey Boo Boo will be offered a commentator's job on Fox News.
 


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