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Chuckleberryfinn said:
It most certainly does have provenance. I am careful not to say much about it here, however. There are still a handful of ninjas in the world who would kill for it, and I have sworn my life to protect it from dark forces. It is cursed with magical powers.
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so asking for a pic of it would be useless... sigh...

we now return to your regularly scheduled thread.
 
Chuckleberryfinn said:
What if I have one really nice thing, an authentic Japanese Samurai Blade estimated to be from the 12th century. I think that it is an incredible personal possession, one that I value highly, yet every woman I've showed it to has only feigned interest. It has never gotten me laid. In fact, I'm 26 and can count on one hand the number of times I've been laid in my entire life (and I'm a handsome guy). Also, I have an X-Box 360 (a very nice thing), a Cherry Red Gibson ES-355 1961 (the most amazing guitar ever). Another nice item of mine is a two seat couch, a "love seat," but a woman has never straddled me, naked or otherwise, on it.
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Try hanging around bars at closing time. Look confident but don't talk a lot. Follow these two tips and you'll do fine.

It's getting the return customers that's tricky.
 
I absolutely will not post pictures or provenance information about the blade. I do not want Sean Connery kicking down my door in the middle of the night to steal it.
 
Gen said:
The feng shui would be bad down there.
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Not if you put the end tables and couches in the proper place.

An Underwater lair has to have ambience, as well as a certain level of comfort. It can't be all industrial pipes and plastic. You have to have ALL 5 elements.

Metal, Water, Earth, Air, and of course Fire.
 
Tommy Allison said:
Not if you put the end tables and couches in the proper place.

An Underwater lair has to have ambience, as well as a certain level of comfort. It can't be all industrial pipes and plastic. You have to have ALL 5 elements.

Metal, Water, Earth, Air, and of course Fire.
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That's all well and good, but what about the subconscious knowledge that the walls could burst in at any moment and you could drown instantly? Bad vibes, man.
 
If you have the money to build an underground lair in the first place, I would wager you probably have hired the right people, and bought the right materials.
 
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