Tony B.
Paranormal Adept
I'm telling you, the real aliens all have tentacles and smell like hot tar and hard boiled eggs.]
Oh, ghod. Now I'm going to have to get a couple of crochet hooks and some yarn, to floss THAT out of my brain. Maybe barbed wire would work even better.
All hail Yarr'gh Yechblurgh, or whoever. (I'm going to have dreams tonight like 'Cthulhu meets Happy Tree Friends', I just know it!)