The lights, hard as they were to see, were white, and I _thought_ I saw (an FAA) strobe one time, but it may have been obscured by the strange movement of these twin--UAP, lazilly banking as they flew closer, and then away again, each time within just a couple degrees of each other. The color never changed, the lights never changed in size. But watching whatever these were struck me as a true unknown. Their motions were organic—you never hear about UFOs making banking movements, they're always 90-degree angles and whatnot. And then they disappeared behind the roof of my building.
From the moment they caught me eye until they did disappear behind the roof of my building, they were making the same, coming together (but not touching—and the interval of their not touching was the same every time), and then arcing away again movements. They sort of resembled "sky whales"* in that they moved almost like a (pod?) couple of water mammals, like dolphins at Sea World or something (never been, and wouldn't ever go, I'm a opinionated vegan), just playing together. Not a typical UAP sighting, but generally the higher-strangeness a sighting is, the more likely it is to be what Project Bluebook (a PR stunt devised by the Air Force) called, "a true unknown". In Bluebook's Special Report #14 (
https://bit.ly/2EzPjg1), 22% of all sightings were "unknowns", an entirely different category than "Identifieds" or "Knowns" and "miscellaneous" (which included "crackpots."
That's another thing—I've never seen a drone that could make that sort of movement. Granted, I'm not an expert on drones--but the ones I've seen on TV either went up like a helicopter, to provide good CCD images of the lay of the land, or Predator Drones--and I don't think they sell or use those around here (Lawrence, KS). Not meteors, either—I'm a meteor shower NUT so I know what those look like... they weren't birds or bats, they were far too large for that—which is why I guess I mentioned that they weren't planes, because they might have been about the same size as planes, but not planes. Other then the lights, I could only see them because of the movements they made and because they blocked out the light behind them (stars) but, they weren't huge or anything. Not in the sense like how the Phoenix lights did.
I'm not an expert on figuring out the size by trigonometry—but I was curious, if anyone knows of an app or other software that we could pop in my coordinates and the time I saw them (9PM) on 3/4//2018 and see what if anything pops up as being in that flightpath that evening, going from SSW to W as I saw them looking W. Any ideas? Thanks for your reply and for not heaping on the scorn and ridicule. So far, everyone I've gotten feedback from about this has been polite, helpful, and supportive. It's nice to be able to report a sighting--whatever it was--and have that kind of empathy without resorting to the giggle factor to laugh me out of the room. Not that that's ever been a problem... actually, ONCE:
When I was doing layout for a UFO lecture back in the day, at the computer center, a guy I knew asked me if I believed in UFOs and based on his response, I could tell he'd never done his homework, read a UFO book or ever taken it seriously. A brilliant guy—a genius by any measure (then again, I am too, but who isn't?), but SO in-your-face, capital “S” Skeptical that he resorted immediately to "Ah, so you also believe in little green men?" and gave me the “They can't get here from there” and “The speed of light” business.
Other than that, I can't think of one single other time ridicule factored in—and I've been in plenty of situations where the giggle factor could easily have come into play—having promoted UFO lectures for 10 years. I actually got print coverage by the UDK (the University Daily Kansan, the KU newspaper... I was up there with a press release and as soon as they knew about the topic, they decided to interview me on the spot. They took photos, and asked good questions.
I was there to take out an ad and ran a special "KU students get in for $5 with their student ID” deal in the paper—and a throng of people came. The Holiday Inn had to take out another wall, so many people showed up. Even local TV news showed up to another event, an all-weekend affair, that garnered incredible coverage, which surprised me. They interviewed that day's speaker, Marc Davenport, and ran their coverage of it that night, so that the following day, with speaker Leah Haley, almost sold out at the door (The TV news coverage was straight, no bias reporting). I guess someone at the local TV channel was into UFOs, but it was totally unlike coverage normally given to UFOs. The paper quoted me as saying, "So and so, a UFO believer, says.." blah de blah de blah. But it didn't misquote me, or insert bias or engage the giggle factor, none of the lectures I put on did.
The first lecture I promoted, with the student group I'd created, KUUFON (the KU UFO Network), was with the since-debunked and totally denounced FRAUD UFO shill Bill Knell, who sold other people's IP, like tapes, video and books, as if they were his—and come to think of it, now that I think back to the lectures of his I saw in KC, he was telling wild stories, just over-the-top made-up BUNK that sells tickets—and since the speaker didn't show up for either of the two days*, I gave everybody their money back, and then my friend Roger (Thanks,
Roger!) and I fielded questions from the audience and gave an impromptu interactive lecture for about an hour, based on our not insubstantial knowledge of the field and the subjects, for free.
We also listened to folks in the audience that recounted personal experiences, and there was no ridicule there, either. These were knowledge-seekers. Lawrence and its environs has its fair share of weird—well, nutters, I suppose is the word I'm looking for—but you get all kinds in a UFO crowd, and I think our audience had smarter people than average for that type of thing. I've been to UFO events all over, and I can honestly say that the audiences for the lectures I put on, while perhaps a little eccentric (that's part of the fun of going to a UFO event, right?), were quiet, curious and asked great questions and bought a lot of merch.
I do hope I see these things again—I should get a proper video camera and a tripod (all cameras should come with a free tripod, so we can get rid of the grainy, blurry UFO videos—although, passengers in cars that capture stuff on their smartphones tend to have a pretty steady hand for the most part), but it wouldn't have done me any good in this case.
*I don't know if such nomenclature has ever been used about the phenomenon before, perhaps I coined a phrase?
**I called his house over and over and finally got a hold of his wife, who lauded me with praise about the layout and design I'd done for the flyers and press kit, and then told me he'd been “snowed in in Denver and wouldn't be able to appear,” (another lie, liar, liar POS), this just minutes before the event was to begin. I found out right after we hung up that day that there was no snow in Denver, and he just didn't plan on making either date, he just blew me off. He was probably in the same room with her in New York. Jerk.