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UFOs: How would you convince someone in one sentence?

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Easy.

You just say "Aliens are here and I have proof. They gave me this"

Then you pull out your alien ray-gun and melt some random nearby dude into a puddle.

The other person will believe you, guaranteed.
 
My sentence for convincing someone of the existence of UFOs:

UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object, many things have flown without anyone being able to identify them.


My sentence for convincing someone of the existence of alien visitation of Earth:

Uhhm them their UFOs erm aliens see..
 
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