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Welcome KeyMaster to The Paracast Community Forums!

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Gene Steinberg

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Dear KeyMaster,

Welcome to The Paracast Community Forums!

We welcome you aboard, and hope that you'll have a great time here with our community as well.
 
Thank you, Mr. Steinberg, for welcoming me to your forum.

In regards to your avatar, the head of the so-called alien "grey," I will now divulge some information as to its origin and purpose, based on what we have been able to determine over the decades.

We try not to think of them as "aliens." An artificial intelligence crafted by servants of the first world, they do not have a will of their own, but rather operate on baser worlds, such as this one, under a basic mandate. Watchers, protectors, call them what you will. A last ditch effort at salvation, their task is to forestall the unknowing self-destructive impulses of a civilization -- until some final event removes their protection and the mandate shifts from maintenance to demolition. Once the watchers show up, life on a planet generally will end within a few centuries at best. Only a handful of times in the history of the cosmos has a civilization survived thereafter.

Death is imminent here. Soon they will turn against us. They will wipe out life on our tiny world, and then it will be replaced with something else. It has happened once already, in the distant past, by way of meteor strike.

The whole point of life on earth, the basis of this grand experiment in a tiny corner of the cosmos, was to produce one great person -- and we executed him. It is commonly accepted that a second great person will emerge, perhaps an impoverished only child of a single mother in a suburban ghetto of New Orleans, perhaps the son of an Eastern European aristocrat, it doesn't matter, because humanity will call her the antichrist and execute her, too. And then it will all be over, our foolishness and ignorant superstitions our final undoing.

The watchers showed up on earth when extraterrestrial sensors detected atomic explosions on the planetary surface. We managed to take several of them down, despite their technological superiority, merely because such violence generally goes unanticipated by the watchers. They arrived expecting that astronomical phenomena had produced the blasts and confusion ensued when they discovered the shocking truth: humans had actually begun irradiating their own planet. The consequences we could not foresee, they would resonate across centuries and wreak havoc even for our children's children's children's children.
 
Greetings Keymaster. Interesting post you have here. Now, one simple question and here it comes. Your basis for your rather provocative claim of knowledge is ... ?

Decker
 
Oh, what's it matter? You don't know me, nor any of those in my club. Here is how it would unfold. I tell you how I know the things that I will tell you all, your skeptics and investigators want to talk about it, interviews, etc., whilst I insist on anonymity. Your skeptics will call me a charlatan, and soon so will all of you.

There will be no resume forthcoming, Mr. Decker. Let's just say I belong to a small group trying to do what it can to save its own ass, all of you be damned. Probably all of us, too. There is very little to be done. The gaze of the watchful eye is not infinite, but far and wide does it see. Few are those who can escape its view. I will almost certainly perish with the rest of you.

There is no explanation as to why I have chosen this forum. Convenience, I suppose. I like listening to the hosts and their guests prattle on about subjects of which they know very little. The only thing you all know is that something mysterious abounds. It is ubiquitous. Beyond that, you remain in a state of blissful ignorance. I envy you, and I would gladly trade places with the most ignorant, but that will never happen.

No one will believe the things that I write here. It's therapeutic, like talking to a counselor. I can unload my heavy heart and you will call it a lie. Beneficial for me, annoying for you. Very little harm is done. That's why my dad will let me write here.
 
So, in other words ... bullshit? Okay, I now feel better.

So, on the chance you are here to troll, allow me to warn you that you will not last long. If you are legit and you make these kinds of grand pronouncement's while refusing to back them up with any kind of proof ... I also doubt you will last long. This site, while acknowledging that some UFO/Paranormal events are real or at least appear real ... is not a place where unfounded claims are blindly accepted.

Okay ... you are now up to speed. Proceed at your own risk.

Decker
 
Please don't ban me. I am emotionally unstable. The weight of the truth hangs heavy on my head, and this is my favorite of the paranormal podcasts out there. I am not some rich and privileged person who lives atop a mountain in a mansion, separated not only by my knowledge of these horrible things but my illimitable wealth; I live in a two room apartment and have a life like the rest of you. A job, a wife, the rest. Only I have been burdened with this horrible knowledge.

I will not make grand pronouncements without backing them up. I will do my best to say what I can, considering the restrictions that have been imposed upon me.
 
Okay Keymaster ... you said ....

"No one will believe the things that I write here. It's therapeutic, like talking to a counselor. I can unload my heavy heart and you will call it a lie. Beneficial for me, annoying for you. Very little harm is done. That's why my dad will let me write here"

Then in your next note you said ...

"I am not some rich and privileged person who lives atop a mountain in a mansion, separated not only by my knowledge of these horrible things but my illimitable wealth; I live in a two room apartment and have a life like the rest of you. A job, a wife, the rest. Only I have been burdened with this horrible knowledge."

So we go from your daddy letting you post here to a wife, job and the rest.

My oh my Keymaster ... I have nothing left to say except Hasta la Vista Troll.

Decker

 
You know, I miss the woman who thought she was the incarnation of the Aztec god or something. Remember her? She could post a Wall-O-Wacky-Text couldn't she? We need a "Strange Fiction" section or something where people can pour out their souls, tell the horrible truth, and pass it off as fiction. Or something like that. You get the picture.
 
So Chuckleberryfinn removed the message stating that he was KeyMaster and, because we terminated KeyMaster's account with extreme prejudice, he was through with us. Oh well, I suppose we should do that to him too. :)
 
Im honestly not following that post gene, was CBF KM ?
Or did he just say he was as a joke ?

I am a community moderator at another forum, and we have a no multiple account rule

  1. No duplicate accounts. You only need one. If you have been banned or muted, there is reason for it and it is not within your discretion to bypass these “last resort” measurements.

Its a sensible rule imo, sockpuppet accounts are usually created to deceive and cause trouble

Sockpuppet (Internet) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ive only ever used one account here, i own what i say including the consequences for said content.

I would expect the same from anyone else
 
I am the Mod that banned the Keymaster acct. Besides the fact the user seemed to be in the process of trolling, we had just had a problem with a couple of accts. here that were trolling .. being banned and coming back under different names. I, nor Gene really knew what in hell was going on so to save future problems I hit the ban button. If anyone is "cheesed off" I am the guy that did it.

Decker
 
I'm all getting rid of folks who are just here to play games. I think the guy has several accounts set up and is trolling pretty heavily still. Isn't there a better way to verify accounts that would prevent this sort of thing from happening?

Obviously someone is making the Paracast forum their hobby for some reason. What would motivate someone to put the time and effort into spoofing and sock-puppet accounts here? When did this start and did anything coincide with it? Anyone else already answer those questions for themselves? No ...now don't say it out loud.
 
I have a technical question. A while back, when we were having problems with that Quetzal-rainbow-unicorn-spend it guy, a forum member asked gene to run a trace on the posters IPP , can you guys block an account based on that? It doesn't seen like a good idea because it could have been set up at a public place and you could have legitimate posters at the same location , a fact I'm sure you're aware of.it seems ike it would be a good tool for sniffing out multiple accounts for suspected sock puppets and banned members who start up another account though.
 
I'm all getting rid of folks who are just here to play games. I think the guy has several accounts set up and is trolling pretty heavily still. Isn't there a better way to verify accounts that would prevent this sort of thing from happening?

Obviously someone is making the Paracast forum their hobby for some reason. What would motivate someone to put the time and effort into spoofing and sock-puppet accounts here? When did this start and did anything coincide with it? Anyone else already answer those questions for themselves? No ...now don't say it out loud.

In a way I have to blame myself t.o. a few weeks ago I posted an article about internet trolling ( a paracast psa) and BOOM ! it started...or so it seems...I Inadvertently may have whistled up a storm :eek:
 
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