The Pair of Cats
a.k.a Philip Deane
Yeah my bad. Of course i forgot to consult Calvin & Hobbes and of course, you before dragging my cynical, empty, bitter and husk like arse over to my computer this morning to write my fuddy duddy reply to your insightful and penetrating riposte. As i cast my tired, drooping eyes over the content of your post, it was all i could do from falling back into a state of deep slumber.What the hell Phil?. What the hell? You got old man. Only a crusty old fart would diss Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin and Hobbes is awesome, brilliant and insightful. The strip's integrity, wit and wisdom is unmatched. You are one big fuddy duddy. Yeah, I'm stuffed all right. Better than an cynical empty bitter husk.
But then i came across this:
...and i nearly snorted a corn flake out of my left nostril. Perfect. The thought of a life sized stuffed tiger eyeballing me like a drill sergeant, admonishing me with comic strip anecdotes was part hilarious and part frightening all at the same time. Although it left me with a cleanup of my workstation that was more annoying than anything else.I didn't make that statement. It's a Calvin and Hobbes quote.
Here's another:
“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?” Yeah, I'm looking at you.