Wow, animals kicked a lot of human ass this weekend

[pixelsmith]

i hear elephants attacks have been on the rise as well.
http://www.arkanimals.com/dlg/elephant_attacks.html

 

[methshin]

Did anyone see the south park recently that featured the Japanese killing dolphins and whales?

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

 

[skunkape]

Did anyone see the south park recently that featured the Japanese killing dolphins and whales?

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Those guys rarely miss the mark.

Speaking of Japanese, check this out...a fishing trawler was capsized by a freakin' jelly-fish.

Japanese fishing trawler sunk by giant jellyfish - Telegraph
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[methshin]

Those guys rarely miss the mark.

Speaking of Japanese, check this out...a fishing trawler was capsized by a freakin' jelly-fish.

Japanese fishing trawler sunk by giant jellyfish - Telegraph
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Nice find!


Fuck a Youuuuu Jellyfish!

 

[skunkape]

Nice find!


Fuck a Youuuuu Jellyfish!

For those who don't "get it..."

The Dolphin Encounter - Clips - South Park Studios
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[Thunderbird4]

Here we go again!

BBC NEWS | South Asia | Bear kills militants in Kashmir

Bears Rock!..And they're so Hairy..Sort of like a dog but bigger.
( I'm seeing If this thread can be dumbed down even more).
Rest easy everyone..

 

[skunkape]

I guess I know better than to crawl up in a bear's den to eat pudding now. Natural selection can be a bitch.
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[methshin]

Another one for the thread.

Woman likely killed by moose

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2009/11/28/11964811-ap.html

Here's my deduction:

She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink"

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti..

 

[aNorthernSoul]

There is nothing improbable about being killed by a moose. They are MEAN S.O.B.s.

 

[methshin]

There is nothing improbable about being killed by a moose. They are MEAN S.O.B.s.

some have been trained to mix concrete and sign com plicated insurance forms.

 

[aNorthernSoul]

some have been trained to mix concrete and sign com plicated insurance forms.

Well, unless the moose was the payee on the policy, he shouldn't need to figure out how to flash any Masonic hand gestures to the judge with those hooves of his.

 

[skunkape]

And then there's this.

Raging kangaroo slashes man, attacks dog - thestar.com
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[methshin]

Jellyfish stings fisherman | News.com.au

Man attacked by Jellyfish. 25 meters above sea level.