Amazon Prime Air — or Hot Air!

[Randall]

Osama OTP:

 

[Randall]

Seasonal Theme - Christmas Wrap OTP:

 

[Randall]

Does it really matter which God in this situation?

 

[boomerang]

Safety concerns will ground this scheme. Do you want a drone carrying who knows what crashing into your four year old playing in the backyard?

Yep.

 

[stonehart]

Just imagine the fun ... place an order for 900 drones to deliver
something like this to the Whitehouse ...​

Well I'm on a watch list for sure now ... har har har ... and
Actually I think Obama's the best they've had
down there for a long time .

Amazon Product: ​

But don't panic Ufology There is a solution I tell you

 

[stonehart]

Give it a few more years and that's about all it is going to be worth

 

[Sentry]

Safety concerns will ground this scheme. Do you want a drone carrying who knows what crashing into your four year old playing in the backyard?

I see it more like a four year-old crashing into a drone. Also, there's no way they can deliver packages to a safe, dry location like under an entry. Gene had it right in the title- "hot air".

Still, if I were as rich as Bezos, I'd play with toys like that, but my drones would have laser cannons.

 

[stonehart]

I see it more like a four year-old crashing into a drone. Also, there's no way they can deliver packages to a safe, dry location like under an entry. Gene had it right in the title- "hot air".

Still, if I were as rich as Bezos, I'd play with toys like that, but my drones would have laser cannons.

and he just wants to be like this guy

Well Ufology I guess I joined you on that list as well.

 

[Sentry]

Nice to have some bipartisan slams, but where's the BHO TP?

 

[Han]

Tin Foil is dangerous too these days!

Aluminum Foil Dangers

 

[Sentry]

Tin Foil is dangerous too these days!

Aluminum Foil Dangers

If I could photoshop, I'd mock up a roll of tin foil on a TP holder.

 

[Han]

 

[Afishy1]

This is a sign of the times. I think in 10 years we will be seeing drones all over our skies.

 

[stonehart]

This is a sign of the times. I think in 10 years we will be seeing drones all over our skies.

yep true

 

[Randall]

The Toiletry Trickster

So here's a mystery nobody ever wants to talk about: Where does all the toilet paper disappear to?

Over the years I've lived in several shared accommodations and it seems that there was always this mystery as to why the toilet paper seems to run out so quickly. Then years later before my son and his girlfriend moved out of our house, it also became an issue. It would seem that there should be plenty and the next thing you know, someone would turn around and the roll would be empty. Surely it can't have all gone down the drain I thought? Not wanting to get into a domestic squabble over this issue, I decided to beat the trickster with reverse psychology. Instead of feeding into the temptation to get into a toilet paper dispute, I bought gigantic bags of the stuff and built a pyramid of spares on the back of each toilet. It worked like a charm. Below is just how bad the toiletry trickster can be:

February 21, 2006​

Police arrested and accused Franklin Paul Crow of Marion County, Florida, of beating his roommate to death with a claw hammer. Why? Because there was no toilet paper left !
Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle.
Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.
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Roswell Toilet Paper Caper

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[Randall]

Trump on TP - Blame @mike whose recent bathroom humor post
on the funny stuff thread reminded me we had this
TP thread going here someplace.