"Pretentious" was a word built especially for "The Beautiful South".
Actually ... "twaddle" was also a word built especially for TBS too. Put them together and what do you get pop fans???
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But I digress, young paddawang (or whatever it is ... you know ... that Star Wars wordy thing that old Liam Neeson had to spit out every five minutes before he got his arse handed to him on a stick by that fabulous Darth Maul blokee)
... you will one day get past the "hit-your-head-violently-against-the-wall-in-a-real-bugger-of-a-headache-inducing-kind-of-way", and just smile inwardly knowing that at least you were a higher level being not to buy that really stupid bloody tune about pencil cases or whatever the flamin 'eck that sodding bloody record was about.
Oh and Wet Wet Wet??? Oh dear ... see above and then some. Weren't some of the Geneva conventions drafted after the many Wet Wet Wet horrors this band were responsible for in the late eighties and early nineties??
Anyway I am reliably informed that one is indeed allowed to garotte anyone who is in your general vicinity and who mutters something like "actually they weren't bad really in a blue eyed soul kind of way".
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Hello slightly older person....Paddawang?.....Thought the word was "paddlethwack"....Totally agree with your comments about TBS and Wet Wet Wet....But don't get me started on bands that I do not like as I would be here ranting all night long...Deacon Blue (Argh!)...The Water Boys (OOO-Eurgh!!!).....The House Martins (Oh please, Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!)
Bands "wot I does like"....
Surgery - absolutely fantastic first (and only?...maybe, maybe not) album....so intense!
Soundgarden - All their stuff is just soooooooo good. I had to stop listening in the car to their album "Down on the Upside" because it was just sooooooo distracting. I love that album so much, but it really does literally take me out of this reality - Damn it is so good!!
Music for me can be such an escape - it is quite remarkable....
The Orb are in the same league as Soundgarden for taking me out of reality - just so fantastic and one of my absolute favourites.
OOPS...gone off waffling again....