We definitely will end up just disagreeing over semantics, then over whether or not science is good for detecting truth. I think we've got one more round until then, though.
(1) Reports of UFOs are hypotheses that cannot be tested
Ans: False, you are confusing the meaning of the term "report" -- a report as a narrative or witness testimony or a report as in a kind of executive summary or analysis of the former.
No serious investigator (paranormal or otherwise) considers the "reports" (former meaning) as a hypothesis for which to base further investigations.
Regardless of what they would verbally or textually consider it, it's exactly what happens. Everything you "know" about UFOs comes from unverified stories from previous sightings. If that wasn't the case, you'd actually know nothing, at all.
My position is that you don't. Maybe we agree there, but it doesn't sound like it.
A report, in the strictest sense of the word, does become the working hypothesis for your investigation. There's no real way to argue around that. You are attempting, as part of your investigation, to use that hypothesis, that a particular sighting with particular details may have taken place, to "collect data" and guide your research into the incident.
In journalism, that is exactly how a "report" is treated. it must be validated or invalidated, but the basic concept of a report is the hypothesis around which all investigation and fact checking is done.
2) "The problem with the paranormal field is that there are no verifiable data sets and there are no testable hypotheses."
Ans: False, there are data sets representing reports given by reliable sources. Again, the body of reports may show patterns of behavior (of either the individuals or the phenomenon) that can be used to formulate alternative explanation sets for testing with other reports. Far from being a bottomless pit, a good investigator can (and does) weed out the nonsense by holding onto a given pattern based on a tentative hypothesis (again, the report is not that hypothesis)
That isn't verified data. "Reliable sources" doesn't mean anything in science. Review means something. If your data can't be reviewed, because it doesn't actually exist as a verified set, then it isn't data. You have no data.
You just said that "
No serious investigator (paranormal or otherwise) considers the "reports" (former meaning) as a hypothesis for which to base further investigations,
" but here you say the opposite. The "patterns of behavior" you're talking about are just a bunch of report investigations, narratives, being used as actual data. A reliable source doesn't substantiate a claim by being reliable -- that's appeal to authority (which applies when someone's authority doesn't actually prove a statement or idea).
You are saying paradoxical things. Do you not realize that all the data that you "know" about UFOs and the paranormal come from the narratives of reports? You do realize there is no physical evidence anyone takes seriously for a reason?
(5) You can't test or verify whether or not a spaceship burnt a patch of grass, no matter how many times people report having seen it.
Ans: Again, no one is trying to do that -- another strawman. However you can correlate other stories from other sightings with similarities (i.e. like a burnt patch of grass).
It would be a straw man if your previous statement didn't invalidate your other previous statement. While noticing that, occasionally, there are patches of burnt materials at UFO siting locations would constitute a pattern, albeit a sloppy one, it would be essentially insgnificant without being able to verify that the burns were caused by a UFO. You can't verify that. There isn't even any reason to assume that's what happened, unless the current report your working has become you're working hypothesis for that particular investigation.
As for reproducing the phenomena in some kind of controlled laboratory: to suggest such is like saying a geologist needs to recreate the asteroid event that supposedly caused the iridium layer to form around the earth. In addition, you probably wouldn't make such an argument against astrophysicists who make claims about the generation of elements by s and p processes when stellar cores hundreds or millions of light-years away go supernova--just because they couldn't reproduce the collapse of a star somewhere here on earth.
Uh... they have to support those kinds of hypotheses with previously collected
verified data and literal models, either mathematical or physical (computer), based on known data (new and old). Nobody just makes shit up off the top of their head and calls it a day. That was a strange statement on your end. Do you really think those people aren't required to substantiate their hypotheses?
There are plenty of examples in science where rare events occur and investigators develop hypotheses and continue their collection of observations. And when an event is not reproducible in the laboratory (again referencing your naive laboratory-centrism) they wait for another event to either corroborate or disrupt their previous observations
There is nothing that can't be modeled in a laboratory based on known data -- again, either mathematically or literally. When something is so anomalous that there is no previous data available, and data collection is otherwise impossible, nobody develops a real hypothesis. They record the information and wait for more data -- they can't even be sure that the occurrence was properly perceived without verifiable data, let along craft hypotheses regarding its nature.
Again you seem to confuse scientific investigation with laboratory science, as if such investigations sat comfortably within the domain of controlled setups that spit out reams of data neatly prepped and ready to be inserted into some paper.
And you seem to confuse scientific investigation with fiction writing and postulation. You seem to think people form hypotheses with no legitimate basis, like the example you provided, they don't. You seem to think that astrophysicists and geologists aren't required to substantiate their hypotheses with known data and models, but they are. You basically just seem to think science is this big speculation orgy that, occasionally, in certain fields, requires validation and experimentation, but it's not.