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[RenaissanceLady]

This is how I'll go out of business: There is more genuine batshit out there than anything I could possibly create.

From the article:

The other project is called “The Immortal” and Beck has been giving out some tantalizing clues about it in recent days. He says he was inspired by the fact that kids love Santa Claus and he doesn’t want to burst their bubble but basically the jolly old elf is nothing but a scam artist who is ruining the real meaning of Christmas. So he wrote a new story about Kris Kringle — as an action hero who serves as a sort of ninja bodyguard for a young Jesus Christ. Seriously.

Glenn Beck’s Santa nightmare: Why his new Kris Kringle story will horrify you - Salon.com

 

[boomerang]

I never realized there were legions of stripping feminists out there.



This Christian group has started a Save the Males campaign, because nothing's more scary than a gorgeous naked woman.

Actually, the seductive mentality followed by quiet wheedling of money twixt both groups is not altogether dissimilar.

Not talking about all religious groups. And not that I, err... have ever visited one of those dens of iniquity myself. A men's club, I mean.

 

[mike]

I never realized there were legions of stripping feminists out there.



This Christian group has started a Save the Males campaign, because nothing's more scary than a gorgeous naked woman.

Quite literally heaven forbid a woman should make her own choices in this world

 

[mike]

IM JEAN LUC PICARD.

 

[mike]

I actually did something very similar to a relative who trots the bible out at family gatherings and pisses everyone off

She had no idea the verse existed, the old its the OT dodge didnt work either. She looked like she was about to have a stroke

 

[Tony B.]

I never realized there were legions of stripping feminists out there.

This Christian group has started a Save the Males campaign, because nothing's more scary than a gorgeous naked woman.

Of course, you've seen this one by Tom Tomorrow...

 

[Tony B.]

I actually did something very similar to a relative who trots the bible out at family gatherings and pisses everyone off. She had no idea the verse existed, the old its the OT dodge didnt work either. She looked like she was about to have a stroke

1 Timothy is New Testament. Some of the stuff Paul cooked up.

 

[JeanLucPicard]

1_This people really need to watch the 1996 movie "Independence Day".

2_IM JEAN LUC PICARD GUYS.

 

[mike]

I ws wondering how useful a cat ass trophy would be, If the manufacturers included a pencil sharpener in its construction i'd have one in my office

 

[RenaissanceLady]

How is this actually a thing?

 

[Bob Watson]

 

[Tony B.]

How is this actually a thing?

Like George Carlin said, if you can nail together two things that have never been nailed together before,
some schmuck will buy it from you.

 

[Tony B.]

If the manufacturers included a pencil sharpener in its construction i'd have one in my office

Dude, that is just wrong on so many levels...

'Scuse me, I'm going to go floss my brain, now.

 

[stonehart]

Like George Carlin said, if you can nail together two things that have never been nailed together before,
some schmuck will buy it from you.

He also said I could never be a member of a club who's symbol is a guy nailed to two planks of wood.

 

[Tony B.]

He also said I could never be a member of a club who's symbol is a guy nailed to two planks of wood.

He did indeed. And remember back in the Middle Ages, how they'd sell off "alleged" bits of those planks to gullible people?

 

[stonehart]

He did indeed. And remember back in the Middle Ages, how they'd sell off "alleged" bits of those planks to gullible people?

Yes that they did do...

 

[stonehart]

We have all seen this before and I am sure I have posted this many times.. but Carlin hit it on the head years ago.

 

[Tony B.]

Whatever you do, don't have anything in your mouth at about 1:45.

 

[manxman]

He is quite good him tony, thats the kind of stand up i like

 

[mike]