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[RenaissanceLady]

If I go out of business, this is why. I can't make up this sh*t:


Is Barack Obama's head on MARS? UFO experts claim to have spotted rock resembling the President in rover image

• Image comes from Nasa's Spirit Rover
• In the image a rock seems to have a human-like appearance
• Expert say rock is nothing more than a case of pareidolia - when our brain tricks us into see human faces in objects like Jesus in toast

UFO experts claim to have spotted rock resembling President Barack Obama's head | Daily Mail Online

 

[mike]

 

[RenaissanceLady]

For those of you who see the dark side of the holidays:

 

[RenaissanceLady]

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[RenaissanceLady]

Dear Santa, revised...

 

[manxman]

 

[RenaissanceLady]

OK, my Australian friends, there are reasons I won't be coming to visit anytime soon:

15 Reasons Australia is Actually Just Made of Nightmares - CollegeHumor Post

 

[stonehart]

OK, my Australian friends, there are reasons I won't be coming to visit anytime soon:

15 Reasons Australia is Actually Just Made of Nightmares - CollegeHumor Post

This is why I live in New Zealand and not Australia... sorry Mike but just no!.. Your spiders are nasty and it is not the big ones that bother me.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

I hate to go carping on and on...

Erotic German Carp Fishing Calendar

 

[stonehart]

I hate to go carping on and on...

Erotic German Carp Fishing Calendar

WTF? I mean seriously what the actual fuck? and why?

 

[RenaissanceLady]

WTF? I mean seriously what the actual fuck? and why?

Because Germany. Just... Germany.

 

[Tony B.]

Because Germany. Just... Germany.

I like that "Dude - WTF is wrong with German people?"

The answer is part of the question, nicht wahr?

 

[RenaissanceLady]

I actually applaud the Germans' ability to be open about their fetishes. It's the ones that remain hidden you have to worry about...



(My brother also works for O.S.U. Teehee.)

 

[Tony B.]

I recall hearing somewhere that the Germans built their U-boats without toilets - it made them meaner.
They also file their teeth, 'cause they think pain is fun. Well, old-fashioned Preussen, anyway.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

The latest step on the evolutionary ladder:

 

[Randall]

1931 - Coca Cola Creates Santa ...

2014 - Red Bull Steals Santa ...

 

[Tony B.]

The latest step on the evolutionary ladder:

I'm almost afraid to ask how you get one in and out of airplane mode.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

I'm almost afraid to ask how you get one in and out of airplane mode.

You're a strange and sick little puppy. Don't go changing for nobody.

 

[Tony B.]

You're a strange and sick little puppy. Don't go changing for nobody.

If I were any more strange, I'd have to live in a particle accelerator. Fortunately, I have a lot of charm, too.

 

[Tony B.]

Remember that guy who jumped off a platform about 100 km up, sponsored by Red Bull?



I would have given quite a lot to see this as the next photo:



Being a quantum puppy and all.