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Does anyone actually know what year it is on the Mayan calendar?

YUCATAN – Mayan scholars have updated their doomsday prophecy. The world will end in 2015, not 2012.Oops ….
They made a mistake. There’s good news for those that were fearing the 2012 Mayan apocalypse. They counted wrong.
The world is not going to end in December 2012. Instead, it’s going to end on September 3, 2015. Update your daily planners!​
 
Wow, January 1st is sure a popular day to be born for paracast forum members ;)

Funny in a strange way not belly laughs way.
 
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My attempt at funny (?) Predictions

1. Jake from State Farm will marry Flo from Progressive Insurance. Both will convert to an extreme branch of fundamentalist Christianity and be immediately offered a reality TV show on TLC.

2. Whitley Strieber will continue to be the actual focus of every interview he does on DREAMLAND. Every experience a guest reveals will be trumped by Whitley interrupting and saying “Me Too!” then Whitley will spend 15 minutes relating HIS own experience while the guest sits silently.

3. Ufology will continue to run in place as old cases are continually rehashed and strip mined for any possible profit. Conference attendance will continue to dwindle as older boomers lose interest in paying to look at Steven Greer’s muscles.

4. The TV show THE BIG BANG THEORY will become the center of controversy as Creationists and Anti-Science Tea Party groups demand equal time after each episode.

5. The movie LEFT BEHIND will become a cult favorite with the addition of a laugh track.

6. “Outrage Syndrome” will be recognized by the medical community to designate the rising epidemic of chronic outrage experienced by large numbers of social and economic conservatives and Fox News viewers in the USA.

7. Facebook will secretly sell all Member Information related to UFOs to Bob Bigelow.

8. Scandal will hit the 700 CLUB when an insider reveals that Pat Robertson has been dead for 5 years and that a ventriloquist’s dummy has been used on the TV program, voice provided by Nicholas Cage (who will evidently take any job he can get).

9. Lady Gaga and Madonna will formally merge to form the MadonnaGaga Corporation, which will start a successful chain of meat shops and butcher knife sharp “cutting edge” clothing boutiques.

10. The SyFy channel, facing complaints about the relevance of Wrestling Competitions on a so-called science fiction channel, will rebrand each match. Each contestant will be introduced as an alien representing a different planet in the Orion Empire. Each loser will be led away by CGI generated female Greys to a mother ship for a massage and rub down.

11. A new political movement will grow in the USA, calling for regime change in Canada on the fear that the USA cannot allow a nation with socialized medicine so close to its borders.
 
beyondthestargate said:
My attempt at funny (?) Predictions

1. Jake from State Farm will marry Flo from Progressive Insurance. Both will convert to an extreme branch of fundamentalist Christianity and be immediately offered a reality TV show on TLC.

2. Whitley Strieber will continue to be the actual focus of every interview he does on DREAMLAND. Every experience a guest reveals will be trumped by Whitley interrupting and saying “Me Too!” then Whitley will spend 15 minutes relating HIS own experience while the guest sits silently.

3. Ufology will continue to run in place as old cases are continually rehashed and strip mined for any possible profit. Conference attendance will continue to dwindle as older boomers lose interest in paying to look at Steven Greer’s muscles.

4. The TV show THE BIG BANG THEORY will become the center of controversy as Creationists and Anti-Science Tea Party groups demand equal time after each episode.

5. The movie LEFT BEHIND will become a cult favorite with the addition of a laugh track.

6. “Outrage Syndrome” will be recognized by the medical community to designate the rising epidemic of chronic outrage experienced by large numbers of social and economic conservatives and Fox News viewers in the USA.

7. Facebook will secretly sell all Member Information related to UFOs to Bob Bigelow.

8. Scandal will hit the 700 CLUB when an insider reveals that Pat Robertson has been dead for 5 years and that a ventriloquist’s dummy has been used on the TV program, voice provided by Nicholas Cage (who will evidently take any job he can get).

9. Lady Gaga and Madonna will formally merge to form the MadonnaGaga Corporation, which will start a successful chain of meat shops and butcher knife sharp “cutting edge” clothing boutiques.

10. The SyFy channel, facing complaints about the relevance of Wrestling Competitions on a so-called science fiction channel, will rebrand each match. Each contestant will be introduced as an alien representing a different planet in the Orion Empire. Each loser will be led away by CGI generated female Greys to a mother ship for a massage and rub down.

11. A new political movement will grow in the USA, calling for regime change in Canada on the fear that the USA cannot allow a nation with socialized medicine so close to its borders.
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#6 needs to happen.
I fear #4 and #11 will likely happen.
That your post makes perfect sense is proof that I ended up in a parallel universe. :confused:
 
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