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Osama bin laden dead?

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This is glorious. People's reactions to the news are stunning. It's just like a paranormal event. Some of it I expected but I am absolutely gobsmacked at just how quickly the conspiracy mechanism lurched into high gear.

For the record, I do believe they really did get him, and that he really is dead. But then like so many other things facts won't matter, the actual event won't matter. Only peoples thoughts will have any relevance.
 
For the record, I do believe they really did get him, and that he really is dead. But then like so many other things facts won't matter, the actual event won't matter. Only peoples thoughts will have any relevance.

so it is a belief system....
hey did you hear about the jackalope and unicorn i shot?
 
so it is a belief system....
hey did you hear about the jackalope and unicorn i shot?

I'm sure the conspiracy theorists will be all over this. Despite reports that the DNA was confirmed, and that the burial was done within 24 hours in accordance with Muslim dictates, they will continue to say it didn't happen. But even the terrorists groups acknowledge it's real. End of story.
 
I'm sure the conspiracy theorists will be all over this. Despite reports that the DNA was confirmed, and that the burial was done within 24 hours in accordance with Muslim dictates, they will continue to say it didn't happen. But even the terrorists groups acknowledge it's real. End of story.

he has died 9 times now. he must be REALLY dead now! LMAO!
 
I'm sure the conspiracy theorists will be all over this. Despite reports that the DNA was confirmed, and that the burial was done within 24 hours in accordance with Muslim dictates, they will continue to say it didn't happen. But even the terrorists groups acknowledge it's real. End of story.

Conspiracy people will say the DNA evidence is faked and so on and so forth. They'll call us sheeple and we will quietly laugh at how ridiculous they are. I also feel sorry for them, but they feel sorry for us, so it all works out.
 
Conspiracy people will say the DNA evidence is faked and so on and so forth. They'll call us sheeple and we will quietly laugh at how ridiculous they are. I also feel sorry for them, but they feel sorry for us, so it all works out.

so.. you have looked over the DNA? you saw the photos of them collecting the DNA? you saw the body before they dumped him in the ocean?
for some reason we need proof of birth certificates BUT we need no evidence of osama's death.

no worries. at least we have that photo of him dead... LMAO!
 
what i don't get is they killed him , took DNA samples then dumped the DNA source his body into the sea..... if i was chasing a terrorist for 10 years using billions of tax payers dollars i would create a museum so every human being on this planet can visit and spit on his corpse
 
are you guys serious?!? do you really think it was just fine to dump him in the ocean with no photo of a body at least? REALLY?!?!

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what i don't get is they killed him , took DNA samples then dumped the DNA source his body into the sea..... if i was chasing a terrorist for 10 years using billions of tax payers dollars i would create a museum so every human being on this planet can visit and spit on his corpse

dumping the body makes perfect sense. just like destroying the crime scene he was supposed to have perpetrated.
 
so.. you have looked over the DNA? you saw the photos of them collecting the DNA? you saw the body before they dumped him in the ocean?
for some reason we need proof of birth certificates BUT we need no evidence of osama's death.

no worries. at least we have that photo of him dead... LMAO!

You do realize that when you have nothing to go on you end your posts with "LMAO." Example: Global Warming - LMAO!!!!!

For the record, I'm not a DNA expert, but perhaps, along with being a cheesemaker, Tae Kwon Do champ, blues guitarist, organizer of festivals, markman, demotions expert, you Pixelsmith, are a DNA expert.
You really should give it up.
 
And violate Muslim rituals, and make him a martyr in the process?

yeah... as christians, we are so concerned about their religious beliefs... makes perfect sense Gene.

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You do realize that when you have nothing to go on you end your posts with "LMAO." Example: Global Warming - LMAO!!!!!

For the record, I'm not a DNA expert, but perhaps, along with being a cheesemaker, Tae Kwon Do champ, blues guitarist, organizer of festivals, markman, demotions expert, you Pixelsmith, are a DNA expert.
You really should give it up.

LAMO!! there... I put it first because this whole thing is a joke. Christians Killing then observing Muslim practice... whatever dude.
 
are you guys serious?!? do you really think it was just fine to dump him in the ocean with no photo of a body at least? REALLY?!?!
If they produced a photo or video of the corpse would any of us be able to identify Bin Laden? Wouldn't there be many saying that such proof was a fake (how difficult can it be to fake such a thing?).

More important than the real physical death of Osama Bin Laden is the official proclamation of the death of "Bin Laden the terrorist's quasi-mythological leader" (the same way as "Saddam the Iraqi bloodthirsty dictator who produced weapons of mass destruction"). Soon new villains will be found anywhere in the world but, for now, this one has ended.
 
They don't want him to be a martyr. You can engage in any sort of speculation you want, but it really doesn't matter. Let's move on to the next conspiracy.
 
Until there is proof it was a muslim burial sanctioned by the pakistani government the most logical burial a navy seal team organised was capturing him alive making a non fatal knife wound to puncture one lung , tieing him up on the helicopter , bringing out 40 kilometres out to sea and dropping him naked into the ocean .
 
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