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Religion and Dinosaurs

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when i refer to "god" i refer to what organized religion define god as. there may in fact be a "creator" of all things. man made gods and religions including Judaism, Christianity, Wiccans. etc.. can just go away. we will all be better off. millions of people (Jews) would never have been slaughtered if we had no religion. we wouldnt be in the current war if there was no religion.
 
pixelsmith said:
when i refer to "god" i refer to what organized religion define god as. there may in fact be a "creator" of all things. man made gods and religions including Judaism, Christianity, Wiccans. etc.. can just go away. we will all be better off. millions of people (Jews) would never have been slaughtered if we had no religion. we wouldnt be in the current war if there was no religion.

Yeah, I gave up the idea of religion going away in my lifetime. That would be too cool and I think it more likely aliens will land at the White House first, so I stick to praying to Steven Greer they will instead.
 
A.LeClair said:
Yeah, I gave up the idea of religion going away in my lifetime. That would be too cool and I think it more likely aliens will land at the White House first, so I stick to praying to Steven Greer they will instead.

:D u will attain enlightenment for sure :D
 
A.LeClair said:
Yeah, I gave up the idea of religion going away in my lifetime. That would be too cool and I think it more likely aliens will land at the White House first, so I stick to praying to Steven Greer they will instead.

He doesn't want your prayers - he wants your dollars. Give him enough doe and he'll vector a UFO down onto the Whitehouse lawn for you... :D
 
Rick Deckard said:
He doesn't want your prayers - he wants your dollars. Give him enough doe and he'll vector a UFO down onto the Whitehouse lawn for you... :D

does he accept euros? :D if so, i am in too!
 
pixelsmith said:
anyone know what the jewish stand on dinosaurs in heaven is?

Except for a few misguided paleontologists, Jews have no truck with dinosaurs. What with all the constant killing, eating, pooping, fighting, slobbering, roaring, mud wallowing and being smashed by gigantic asteroids, who needs the aggravation?
We have enough troubles already.
Heaven is another matter. Would you want billions of giant lizards making a mess of a pristine paradise? God would spend all his time just cleaning up after them, and if we know anything for certain about the Almighty, it's that he tends to be lazy. This is why the innocent suffer and we have hurricanes. Also mothers in law.
No heaven for dinos.
I subscribe to Maimonides' theory that dinosaurs are doomed to be perpetually reincarnated as Syrians, who will joyfully spend all eternity killing, eating, pooping, fighting, slobbering, roaring, and mud wallowing with each other and every other unfortunate person in their vicinity.
The only factor missing is the giant asteroids. And from what I'm seeing on the Discovery and History channels, that situation will be remedied momentarily.
So it goes.
 
i thought i would post a few actual bible verses for laughs.

And I (God) will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts; but my face shall not be seen.
-Exodus 33:23

He that is wounded in the stones (testicles), or hath his privy member (penis) cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
-Deuteronomy 23:1

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
-Malachi 2:3

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man...
-Ezekiel 4:12

Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
-Ezekiel 4:15

Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that hath not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
-Numbers 31:17-18

...Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
-Isaiah 36:12

Happy shall he be, that hath taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
-Pslams 137:9
 
Top Ten signs you are a christian


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods
claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone
denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say
that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no
problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from
dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem
believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities"
attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing
about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt
in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic
groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek
claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no
problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who
then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to
life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little
loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few
billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing
dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents
and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with
the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though
excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an
infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the
most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and
physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot
rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all
the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01s a "high success rate" when it
comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be
evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
remaining 99.99 FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and
agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history
- but still call yourself a Christian
 
pixelsmith said:
Top Ten signs you are a christian


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods
claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone
denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say
that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no
problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from
dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem
believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities"
attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing
about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt
in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic
groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek
claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no
problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who
then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to
life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little
loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few
billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing
dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents
and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with
the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though
excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an
infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the
most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and
physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot
rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all
the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01s a "high success rate" when it
comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be
evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
remaining 99.99 FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and
agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history
- but still call yourself a Christian

awesome lol
 
pixelsmith said:
Top Ten signs you are a christian


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods
claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone
denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say
that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no
problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from
dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem
believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities"
attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing
about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt
in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic
groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek
claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no
problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who
then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to
life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little
loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few
billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing
dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents
and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with
the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though
excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an
infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the
most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and
physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot
rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all
the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01s a "high success rate" when it
comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be
evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
remaining 99.99 FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and
agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history
- but still call yourself a Christian

You come up with this, or get it from a site? If you got it from a site, I'd like to visit. Seems it will be up my alley.

Be careful posting stuff like this, some crazy zealot might come blow you up like an abortion doctor etc. Off to start an abortion thread now! Just kidding.
 
it was sent to me via email. sorry, i do not know its origin. i will try to find out for you.
 
pixelsmith said:
did dinosaurs go to heaven?
No, and neither does anyone else.
There may, though, be an afterlife. Getting there is the trick. If, by chance, we can transition from physical beings into energy-based lifeforms that travel the aether, there is a chance of some form of afterlife. First, you have to believe you can find the aether that mainstream science denies, using the science that mainstream religion denies, and try to avoid the people that Heaven denies.
It's just a matter of figuring out the mechanics of it, so I contradict myself if there were intelligent dinosaurs, it's possible for them to have found their way to heaven.

The most important thing to learn before going to heaven is the phrase "love thy enemy", because you are going to be sitting right next to them, possibly bonded with them in a massive energetic collective.

At least, that's how I interpret the available data....
 
The most important thing to learn before going to heaven is the phrase "love thy enemy", because you are going to be sitting right next to them, possibly bonded with them in a massive energetic collective.

Guess you could call that hell?

Kidding! Kidding!

Good analogy.
 
What a bunch of complete morons some of you guys are. You cherry pick the beliefs of a few wacko groups, but haven't a clue as to the fundamental theology of Christianity. At its core, it teaches tolerance, forgiveness and charity to others. It adheres to the beliefs of someone who spent most of his life among those who were poor and rejected by society. I don't think he even ever beheaded anyone. And "He" is someone you decide to ridicule? And I guess the tens of millions of dollars and tons of food and clothing contributed by Christian churches and individuals for Katrina relief and the Indonesian tidal wave means nothing. Thousands of such acts of charity goes on quietly every day.

Let's see how tough you are. Try bashing and mocking Islam and its founder. Look what happens to those who even dare publishing a stupid cartoon about it. How about we watch the Nick Berg beheading video? Or, we can find several others very similar to it. Then let's have a few more laughs and mock Christians.

Obviously, organized religion has had its problems. But what's the alternative? A completely secular society where belief in an intelligent design behind the universe is ridiculed? Or everyone makes up their own religious beliefs and we have 20 million religions? Both are pretty scary. And what does the holocaust have to do with organized religion? Are you blaming the Jews for holding their beliefs? It can't be Hitler, because he had faith in no God.

It's amazing that a group who believes in near-death experiences and are so "open minded" about the paranormal are proud of themselves when trying to outdo each other in their mocking the idea of an ultimate intelligence behind creation. Maybe Gene needs to put on some of those very compelling physicians who are also near-death researchers. Ultimately, you may not have the last laugh.

But this highlights why Ufology IS GOING NOWHERE. It has become a gathering place for society's nutjobs and will never be taken seriously by the mainstream, which is needed to get funding for serious research. People like you have killed it.
 
God killed the dinosaurs so he could have big giant dino-fights in heaven.

Then he created people, because he wanted to see us fight here on Earth.

When we get to heaven or hell, won't God be surprised at the noise level he'll have to put up with?

Which is why I believe in Reincarnation. I pray that in my next life, I'm not from this planet.
 
wezzy said:
well according to Christians the earth is only around 6000 years old and dinosaurs walked the earth around 3000 - 4000 years ago

theres this university in America called "liberty university" that allegedly has dinosaur fossils showcased with a little sign saying their 3000 years old

a religion like this is followed by over 1 BILLION people *sigh*
faith in humanity -1000

.. Not Christians, Church-Goers. There is a vast difference...

-Mike <8]
 
auntiegrav said:
pixelsmith said:
did dinosaurs go to heaven?
No, and neither does anyone else.
There may, though, be an afterlife. Getting there is the trick. If, by chance, we can transition from physical beings into energy-based lifeforms that travel the aether, there is a chance of some form of afterlife. First, you have to believe you can find the aether that mainstream science denies, using the science that mainstream religion denies, and try to avoid the people that Heaven denies.
It's just a matter of figuring out the mechanics of it, so I contradict myself if there were intelligent dinosaurs, it's possible for them to have found their way to heaven.

The most important thing to learn before going to heaven is the phrase "love thy enemy", because you are going to be sitting right next to them, possibly bonded with them in a massive energetic collective.

At least, that's how I interpret the available data....

..The problem with your logic here is that you think we aren't already energy based beings; We are not humans occassionally having a spiritual experience, but rather spirits in the midst of a human experience. Occasionally our true nature slips through the bonds of this limited physical reality, and that leads us to places like these boards.

-Mike <8]
 
pixelsmith said:
i thought i would post a few actual bible verses for laughs.

And I (God) will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts; but my face shall not be seen.
-Exodus 33:23

Exodus 33:20-23
..But you may not see the Glory of my face, for man may not see me and live. However, stand here on this rock beside me. And when my glory goes by, I will put you in the cleft of the rock and cover you with my hand until I have passed; Then I will remove my hand you shall see my back, but not my face.

He that is wounded in the stones (testicles), or hath his privy member (penis) cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
-Deuteronomy 23:1

..The Book of Deuteronomy is a set of laws laid down by Moses to enable the suffering masses of Jews in that time to not only survive their tribulations but to thrive. With limited resources and smaller numbers than the myriad enemies of the fledgling nation, casting out those who cannot help to propagate the race is an understandable (albeit barbaric) practice.

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
-Malachi 2:3

..Malachi was a prophet who came to turn around the corruption and apathy that had grown in the faith; the priests had been encouraging followers to only sacrifice their lame, blind and sick animals, essentially undercutting the lesson to be learned from sacrifice. It's no sacrifice to give what you don't want or cannot use and is even a burden on you. thus the text:

..Listen you Priests, to this warning from the Lord of Hosts: If you don't change your ways and give glory to my name, then I will send terrible punishment upon you, and in stead of giving you blessings as I would like to, I will turn on you with curses. Indeed I have turned on you already because you haven't taken seriously the things that are most important to me. Take note that I will rebuke your children and I will spread on your faces the manure of these animals you offer me, and throw you out like dung. Malachi 2:1-3

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man...
-Ezekiel 4:12

..Ezekiel was a priest deported to Babylon with jewish exiles in 587 BC. His message was one of the coming Judgement of those who remained in Jerusalem, and thus the text is a warning for repentance; to sacrifice one's health (what one holds dear, and what without, one would be forced to become introspective) is the point; he laid out a difficult path that would allow those who followed it to find some enlightenment.
..To cast aspersions on this one is the same as to make fun of Navy SEALS for attempting to get through Hell Week.

Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
-Ezekiel 4:15

..These times were of drought and famine, but the faithful were allowed to use animal dung for their fires instead of human dung.

Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that hath not known man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
-Numbers 31:17-18

..Once again, out of context; the Midianites had led many of the Jews into idolatry, and thus they must be destroyed. This is not modern times where reason has found a foothold in solving differences; a failing social order had to be destroyed to make room for success. Evidenced in the texts that followed this one, the Midianites were diseased; so take all of the young women who had not yet had sex and allow them to be integrated into your civilization but destroy the ones who would foster the wrongful ways of that society.

...Hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
-Isaiah 36:12

..Edited to remove the context!

..My master wants everyone in Jerusalem to here this, not just you. He wants them to know that if you don't surrender, this city will be put under siegeuntil everyone is so hungry and thirsty that he will eat his own dung and drink his own urine."-Isaiah 36:12

Happy shall he be, that hath taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
-Pslams 137:9

O Babylon, evil beast, you shall be destroyed. Blessed is the man who destroys you as you have destroyed us. Blessed is the man who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks. -Psalms 137:8-9

..Way to misinform the masses with assenine misquotes. Do you write for talk radio or tabloid TV?

-Mike
 
devan said:
What a bunch of complete morons some of you guys are. You cherry pick the beliefs of a few wacko groups, but haven't a clue as to the fundamental theology of Christianity. At its core, it teaches tolerance, forgiveness and charity to others. It adheres to the beliefs of someone who spent most of his life among those who were poor and rejected by society. I don't think he even ever beheaded anyone. And "He" is someone you decide to ridicule? And I guess the tens of millions of dollars and tons of food and clothing contributed by Christian churches and individuals for Katrina relief and the Indonesian tidal wave means nothing. Thousands of such acts of charity goes on quietly every day.
Yes, Devan, thousands of those acts of charity go on every day, by atheists, governments, local farmers who feed you for damn near nothing. The charity 'business' has nothing to do with God. It has everything to do with people WANTING to do good work, and with churches capitalizing on the desires of people. SOME churches ARE altruistic, but as a rule, the whole point of religion is to set up an hierarchy where a few people control the lives and fortunes and belief systems of the many. That is the point to religion: to set up some figurehead and worship it. What is 'worship'? Payments, actions based upon blind faith, subservience, respect for authority.
The idea of a Creator is a leadership tool. Used properly, it can be a convenient interim metaphor to explain things 'up to a point' until true Cause can be determined through science. If science is inadequate, it doesn't mean there HAS to be a Creator, just that we need to keep looking for the cause of existence. There is always a cause.
Let's see how tough you are. Try bashing and mocking Islam and its founder. Look what happens to those who even dare publishing a stupid cartoon about it. How about we watch the Nick Berg beheading video? Or, we can find several others very similar to it. Then let's have a few more laughs and mock Christians.
Being tough doesn't have to mean being stupid. You don't hand a child a handgun and then stand there and berate them. Am I afraid of the nutjobs who attack people making fun of Mohammad? Of course. I'm not an idiot. They set a perfect example of the REAL true evil in this world: Actions Taken Based Upon Blind Faith. Should they have respect for Mohammad? Yes. Should they follow the good things Mohammad taught? yes. Should we? Probably, in some ways. We should always look for nuggets of wisdom in things that have withstood the test of time. However, we can still explore what they do wrong without needlessly antagonizing them. Jim Croce said it best, "You don't piss into the wind."
Christians, on the other hand, have done evil things in the past and continue to do so in the present in the name of "My faith is perfect because we accept everyone who pledges their faith in Jesus. Then our children can die fighting for "Always Low Prices" in the name of 'fighting terrorists' so we can drive Cadillacs and Hummvees."
Should I stand up on the Capitol Dome and tell all of Abraham's children to 'Bring it ON!'? Bring on what? You fight your way, I'll fight mine. I don't have to defend my stance on Net Creativity with a weapon because simple logic doesn't require 'followers'. Leaders and followers are only necessary when you keep people from figuring out where to go on their own.
Obviously, organized religion has had its problems. But what's the alternative? A completely secular society where belief in an intelligent design behind the universe is ridiculed? Or everyone makes up their own religious beliefs and we have 20 million religions? Both are pretty scary. And what does the holocaust have to do with organized religion? Are you blaming the Jews for holding their beliefs? It can't be Hitler, because he had faith in no God.
Hitler was a fond worshipper of God. He had blind faith in his role as God. Many churches, including the one in Rome, turned a blind eye to his corporate-sanctioned atrocities because they benefited from his economic practices. Religion is Marketing. War is Business. We only got into Europe's wars after they threatened our business interests. Roosevelt poked and prodded Japan into attacking us through various sanctions and trade moves. Germany was inevitably forced into breaking bonds with Europe because of the Treaty of Versailles, where they couldn't possibly pay the reparations forced upon them, so their only hope was to declare independence from the agreements, build up their defenses against the inevitable 'protecting business interests' war. Unfortunately for everyone, Hitler's charisma was seized upon by the corporate players and he was launched into infamy for money. The corporations made money selling computers, tanks, and interest on debt to both sides.
'The Alternative' is for people to stop lying to themselves about their responsibilities to the planet, to each other, and to their grandchildren; to stop lying to themselves about how deeply entwined we are with every plant, animal, fungus, and molecule of oxygen on this planet.
God isn't going to bring Armeggeddon; WE are, and the few that survive will call it "God's Will" because they survived. Unless the planet is completely blown apart, it is likely that someone will survive and pick up another goddamn bible and use that blueprint to enslave others, defile children, and claim Manifest Destiny.
We have opportunities at this point in time to fight off the oppressions of faith with logic and common sense. Co-operate instead of compete, live locally, build communities that aren't based upon authoritative rituals and fear, put down weapons and hammer them into tools. Will there be bad people trying to take things that they don't work for? Of course. That's what society needs to work to minimize. It doesn't matter what we believe; Nature will decide if we have something to offer as a species. If we don't cooperate, then our destiny is sealed.
Christianity is always about Competition. "Have no other Gods before me", "Thou shalt not covet xxx", "Though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death" are all things to inspire people to fight for their god, to kill anyone that looks at their 'stuff', and to die blindly while indoctrinating children into the same mentality before those children are old enough to make decisions. Why do you think soldiers are always young and full of hormones?
If you want to use the metaphors of the bibles to guide your life, that is great, there is a lot of wisdom in ancient writing. Just remember they are METAPHORICAL. They are NOT historical accounts of real facts. They are stories which were written and embellished so they could be remembered by people who DIDN'T WRITE. Writing was a tool of control.
It's amazing that a group who believes in near-death experiences and are so "open minded" about the paranormal are proud of themselves when trying to outdo each other in their mocking the idea of an ultimate intelligence behind creation. Maybe Gene needs to put on some of those very compelling physicians who are also near-death researchers. Ultimately, you may not have the last laugh.

But this highlights why Ufology IS GOING NOWHERE. It has become a gathering place for society's nutjobs and will never be taken seriously by the mainstream, which is needed to get funding for serious research. People like you have killed it.

UFology is going nowhere because people don't cooperate. They believe they can write a book or sell a movie or be the first to gain fame for 'uncovering the Big Scam'. People like us are open minded when evidence is presented. Christianity has NO evidence of miracles, NO evidence of anyone living after 'kissing Hank's ass' (well, no more than Sylvia Browne), and NO proof of what an 'original' sin is, let alone proof that some guy died to take that sin away. If we actually read the words, "Thou shalt not eat of the tree of knowledge, lest they become like us.", it is CLASSIC suppression of individualized thought by authoritarian figures. It never had anything to do with good and evil. Just with control.
The current government secrecy issues are exactly the same thing. Keep people ignorant and fighting with each other over nitpicking details and they won't step back and connect the age-old idea of religion and authority to the power that lies in Big Secrets based upon Lies.
 
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