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Reptilian Dove visits me.

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More leaked evidence that these creatures have been to this world in the past.

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trainedobserver, maybe you didn't see my post above.
I have a REAL photo of the Reptavian mother ship. I hesitate posting it tho as I have been warned about doing such.

I have you know I took that photograph myself in the presence of others with a Canon AE-Program 35mm Camera with a big old zoom lens. I have the negative.

Now the other folks that were there will tell you a screen memory of me throwing a hubcap in the air at least a dozen times before I got a perfectly framed shot that didn't include the horizon. Just bear that in mind when evaluating this photo I've had on my desk for over 20 years now.
 
I have you know I took that photograph myself in the presence of others with a Canon AE-Program 35mm Camera with a big old zoom lens. I have the negative.

Now the other folks that were there will tell you a screen memory of me throwing a hubcap in the air at least a dozen times before I got a perfectly framed shot that didn't include the horizon. Just bear that in mind when evaluating this photo I've had on my desk for over 20 years now.

I was there! But all I can remember is the sound of cats mating, the smell of meatloaf burning, and an irritating itchy sensation on my left foot. Oh, and somehow the 20 year old scar on my right hand is gone. I mean totally gone! But, in my memory, you threw the entire Buick. Not just the hub cap. Which is why I think the image is altered. If you look closely you can see the edges where someone has removes the rest of the Buick!!!!
 
Pixel you may want to add this image to the growing evidence ..

It was dug up then hushed up by the shadow government. But my insider channeled one of his superiors sympathetic to humans and I got this photo.

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HHhhmmmmm....it seems the shadow government had been rummaging through my garbage. This is actually the remains of my dinner from thursday night. Its a southern california snipe.dumb as a three legged stool and just as easy to catch. Good eatin' though. Tastes like chicken
 
@pixelsmith
This is truly amazing evidence showing we really are being covertly watched and studied.

Please, tell me Pixel, do you have a poorly written over priced PDF book online I can buy, or maybe a badly recorded DVD? .... I NEED more information.
 
@pixelsmith
This is truly amazing evidence showing we really are being covertly watched and studied.

Please, tell me Pixel, do you have a poorly written over priced PDF book online I can buy, or maybe a badly recorded DVD? .... I NEED more information.

We can do better than that .. we can send you a very poor copy of a copy of some hearsay that was a copy of something that was over heard by the cleaner.. and we can Morse code it to you for an extra fee.
 
This is fantastic..

Morse code, you say? Super, all those dots and dashes, I will be in headphone heaven.
 
We can also send you a third generation VHS tape recording containing poorly translated subtitles of an incomprehensible presentation from an unidentified SPOOFON conference held in what may be the former U.S.S.R. during the late 80s. A small pamphlet (converted to PDF of course) with unrelated drawings accompanies the presentation to give you something to look at when the video drops out entirely during key moments of the talk.
 
Might I ask, and I know I might be asking a little much, but this would not happen to be the Editors Cut would it?

I do love the overly soft look of a used VHS Cassette.
 
@pixelsmith
This is truly amazing evidence showing we really are being covertly watched and studied.

Please, tell me Pixel, do you have a poorly written over priced PDF book online I can buy, or maybe a badly recorded DVD? .... I NEED more information.
why are you even buying into thius crap the photos are obviously fake.

SAVE YOUR MONEY< THE BOOK WILL BE NOTHING BUT LIESSSSS
 
why are you even buying into thius crap the photos are obviously fake.

SAVE YOUR MONEY< THE BOOK WILL BE NOTHING BUT LIESSSSS

Unbelievers such as yourself will be laughing out the other side of your face when the Reptilian Dove Overlords come back to cash in their old pop bottles and discover your heresy.
 
Even if this was true, reptiles lay eggs and birds eat eggs, wait a minute. reptiles eat the eggs of birds and birds hate other birds. wait.. um
THIS IS ALLL BS I TELL YOU. SAVE YOURSELVES. RUN TO THE HILLS
 
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