Reptilian Dove visits me.

[williamjwhite]

Give me enough wing-sauce and I'll eat that too.

(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

 

[mike]

Has Ben Dover been contacted yet?

Could he have chickened out?

I hear his brother in law Bob Downe , will step in if needed

 

[The Wraith]

The photos are obviously digitally manipulated. The one with the 'mated" reptavian is a dead giveaway--the branch the "mate"is standing on is just floating in mid-air.

The real question here is not the veracity of the photographic evidence but the motives of the purveyors of such evidence, which are clearly less than pure. This has all the earmarks of a sophisticated, black budget disinformation campaign meant to distract from, dilute and cheapen other, irrefutable, authentic evidence of the reptilian provenance of powerful world leaders such as George Bush:

This thread should be reported to the forum admins so they can backtrace the ISPs of pixelsmith and his acolytes back to the relevant government servers and launch a FOIA request.

 

[Polterwurst]

Hey, that's absolutely a member of the Twon-Ha family.

I always knew the video games industry was preparing us for reptilidovian colonization...

 

[Han]

 

[The Wraith]

Where can I buy D.I.C.K.'s Reptade?

 

[Jeff Crowell]

I cannot believe there are five pages of posts for this thread.

LOL!

 

[Jeff Crowell]

This thread should be reported to the forum admins so they can backtrace the ISPs of pixelsmith and his acolytes back to the relevant government servers and launch a FOIA request.

I've traced pixelsmith's IP address back to the west wing of the White House...or somewhere of the vicinity of a KFC in central Kansas, one of those two places. I have a phone call into the NSA to see if they can trace the information and come up with the contents of his hard drive. So far, however, I just keep getting pictures of Justin Hockensmitter's 8th birthday back from them. I think some communication lines got cross somewhere.

Do I smell a conspiracy?

 

[Han]

Where can I buy D.I.C.K.'s Reptade?

This is probably the most important and sensible question I have ever heard!
Everybody should stock up on Reptade, it will still taste great after a thousand years or more, thanks to its secret reciepe.* It is made from completely natural ingredients and is soya, dairy and truth free.
Buy yours today! Call toll free on 1-800 D.I.C.K or via our website moremoneythansense.com
we accept all major credit and debit cards, cash (sent through the post), cheques and postal orders.
SPECIAL OFFER: Use the code word "RIPOFF" for a 000.001% discount (cannot be used in conjuntion with the buy 999 and get one free offer)



*Here at David Ickes Company Knightsbridge we take pride in our work, and have done years of research to create the perfect products that you and your loved ones need! Every batch is hand mixed by Mr Icke himself and we would like to share with you that process:
First we take a Large pinch of paranoia, a handfull of dillusion and a lot of vulnerability. After these are mixed to perfection we add water, organic bovine excreta and a secret blend of herbs and spices. Now we bottle it and sell it to mugs like you.

 

[The Wraith]

I've traced pixelsmith's IP address back to the west wing of the White House...or somewhere of the vicinity of a KFC in central Kansas, one of those two places. I have a phone call into the NSA to see if they can trace the information and come up with the contents of his hard drive. So far, however, I just keep getting pictures of Justin Hockensmitter's 8th birthday back from them. I think some communication lines got cross somewhere.

Do I smell a conspiracy?

Clearly, yes...and it smells like reptavian BBQ.

Thank you for the backtrace. It is good to see the admins here doing their jobs.

All I need now is that picture of Hockensmitter's 8th birthday. I have it on good authority--from my sources, as it were--that the picture is actually a screenshot from a chronovisored glimpse into a parallel reality where the reptavians have been defeated, and has been encrypted with the secret for poisoning them (which I suspect is H2O...though I dare not act on this "hunch" without corroboration). Once I have the photo, I can apply Enochian algorithms to decrypt it. We'll then have to use your NSA sources to get the information straight to the president--no one else can be trusted. The president can order HAARP to cause unexpected rainstorms nationwide that will catch the reptavians far from their government-built underground aviaries in Area 51, knock them off their perches and melt them in the gutters all in one, as it were, fell swoop.

 

[The Wraith]

This is probably the most important and sensible question I have ever heard!
Everybody should stock up on Reptade, it will still taste great after a thousand years or more, thanks to its secret reciepe.* It is made from completely natural ingredients and is soya, dairy and truth free.
Buy yours today! Call toll free on 1-800 D.I.C.K or via our website moremoneythansense.com
we accept all major credit and debit cards, cash (sent through the post), cheques and postal orders.
SPECIAL OFFER: Use the code word "RIPOFF" for a 000.001% discount (cannot be used in conjuntion with the buy 999 and get one free offer)

I like to think I know a good bargain when I see one. However, I recently bought a dozen cases of this:

Now I'm kicking myself because I realize Reptade is far superior. Tell me, what is the exchange ratio between Fool-Aid and Reptade and do you accept barter?

 

[Han]

"Now I'm kicking myself because I realize Reptade is far superior. Tell me, what is the exchange ratio between Fool-Aid and Reptade and do you accept barter?"

Dear sir Please do not worry Reptade and fool-aid can be enjoyed safely* at the same time.
I am afraid we can not accept barter because we are only interested in money.



*in most cases However it is not recommended if you have a fully functioning brain.