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The Nightmares of Bruce Goldberg

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I'm still playing catch-up with past episodes, as I only discovered the Paracast a few weeks ago. I'm currently listening to the Goldberg interview. WTF??? I think this man needs to be hooked up to an intravenous codeine and loperamide drip ASAP, to stem the flow of his verbal diarrhoea (UK spelling!). It's been a long time since I heard such sheer, unadulterated bovine bum-juice. Does he ever stop to draw breath? Thanks for featuring him on the show, Gene and David. As a result, we all know to avoid this windbag and his silly claims in the future (no pun on his time travel crap intended) - and that's something to be truly thankful for. Ugh!
 
Oh no! Now I've gone and read his 'Am I a time traveller?' crap. Why did I do that? And he's a dentist. Imagine getting stuck in his chair, with a dental drill in your gob - and him rabbiting away at you about time travel? I hope he is a time traveller - that way, there's hope he may travel on to another epoch and leave us the heck alone!
 
Siani said:
Oh no! Now I've gone and read his 'Am I a time traveller?' crap. Why did I do that? And he's a dentist. Imagine getting stuck in his chair, with a dental drill in your gob - and him rabbiting away at you about time travel? I hope he is a time traveller - that way, there's hope he may travel on to another epoch and leave us the heck alone!

I had a dentist once who, when i went to see her, we used to chat as she investigated my molars about Cosmology ... since I was at University trying to study a degree in Astrophysics (don't worry pop pickers, i left with a crappy degree in "Mathematical Science").

There was nothing wrong with that, I thought ... although then again she was female, and kinda cute :D ... oh and she didn't talk and talk and talk and talk and talk ... of course, but that goes without saying :D
 
Siani said:
It's been a long time since I heard such sheer, unadulterated bovine bum-juice.

I was going to post a long bash about this guy, but Siani sumed it up in one sentence! Well done!
 
Astralis said:
I was going to post a long bash about this guy, but Siani sumed it up in one sentence! Well done!

Thanks ;).

Did you read the bit on his website where he implies he's a time traveler? Yet if pressed about his claim, he starts talking in (more) riddles and becomes even bum-juicier than ever.
 
I haven't even read the entirety of this thread because I can imagine what comments are in it.

But I am sad to say this is the only episode of The Paracast that I wasn't able to make it through. About half way through I HAD TO TURN IT OFF!! And I am never to hear of or waste ANY time EVER again with this lunatic.
 
MY GOD. I wanted to smash this guy like an annoying buzzing fly that had dipped into a cup of coffee, or pile of cocaine. Excuse me, I had to just express myself. It's a shame cuz I wanted to hear what he was saying but just playing the podcast in the background while I was washing dishes suddenly made the chore very maddening. I don't think I've ever been so annoyed by a person. Had no one ever just put a bucket over this guy's head? How has he gone through society like this?? How has he not caused someone to spontaneously commit murder against him? I'm not for murder or manslaughter, in most cases, but if I were to witness him jabbering away like his on his cell phone crossing the street not looking first then getting smashed by a bus... I honestly think there would be some level of relief. Not literally. I hope not....
 
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