Now now! You know that Noah did not take all species of animal aboard! He only took KINDS of animals aboard!
Some Creationists believe that all of animalkind could have come from as few as 14 kinds (birds, cows, dogs, cats, monkeys, kangaroos, elephants, lizards, squirrels, fish, creepy crawlies (including crayfish and cockroaches and such), elephants, giraffes and butterflies.
That would have taken Noah about a minute with time to spare!
Well... this is somewhat ham-handed satire, but that is what it boils down to. All we have today flash-evolved from a handful of kinds (not 14, more like a hundred, as if that makes it more likely) in 43 centuries. And that's not even counting the species that became extinct during that time.
It's silly.
"There were approximately 16,000 animals on Noah's Ark."
Hmmm. Even assuming that ship could exist and float (and guess what - it couldn't), it would have been about 140 meters long and 22 meters wide based on the measurements given in the Bible. That's about 3100 meters times three, call it 10,000 square meters total if we are very kind.
And even if we assume there were only 16,000 animals (bollocks) there would have been 1,6 animal on every square meter (roughly 10 square feet).
Yes, I know there were bunnies and mice. There were also elephants, buffalo, giraffes, camels, crocodiles, rhinos, hippos, antelopes, zebras, deer and ostriches, some of whom (practically all the birds, for instance) were represented by seven individuals. Lions, wolves, hyenas, bears, seals, foxes, koalas, condors. And what about animals with special needs? Like frogs and salamanders?
How do you keep the insects from breeding?
And how about hygiene? Fungus, mold, airborne spores - not to mention simply urine and feces! And farts! Sounds banal, doesn't it? And yet, think it over. An enclosed space - by necessity air-tight - with only one window at the top, filled with 16,000 animals. Yeah, okay, that's gonna work just fine.
Food! Where do we put the food! Enough food to sustain 16,000 animals for a whole year! Some animals will only eat fresh meat. Some animals have to eat fresh green foliage, because that is where they get all their water from. Some animals actually eat live prey!
16,000 animals! Eight people to take care of them! Each person to take care of 2000 animals every day. Every day! For a year! Under those circumstances! If you spent 20 hours every day on it, you'd have 100 animals an hour. 36 seconds per animal!
It's total, utter, abject and complete nonsense, and anyone who takes it seriously should be banned from voting or holding any position of responsibility.
How long would it have taken Noah to load the Ark? - Yahoo! Answers
Most of that work can't be taken seriously. Just silly.