Official funny stuff

[Randall]

I own the SCTV DVD boxset. That's one of my favorites! Here's another that's very "Unusual" lol

Unusual is right ( Only SCTV could make all three of those emoticons make any sense together ).

Here's another ... it get's even more unusual ...​

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[Randall]

And now we descend into pure SCTV obscurity...​

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[RenaissanceLady]

I wish I had thought to do this:

 

[RenaissanceLady]

 

[stonehart]

 

[RenaissanceLady]

I've been saying for years that men are like microwave ovens and women are like old fashioned, wood burning stoves: The former is done in about a minute. The latter first needs a spark, followed by a fire and just the right amount of stoking.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

Am I wrong to find this so funny?

 

[stonehart]

Am I wrong to find this so funny?

Nope not at all.

My old moggie will do what she damn well pleases and no amount of calling and coercing will change that lol

 

[RenaissanceLady]

Misheard Song Lyrics - YouTube

I have to admit for the longest time I thought CCR was singing, "there's a bathroom on the right." Apparently other lyrics in that song were also misunderstood.

 

[stonehart]

Misheard Song Lyrics - YouTube

I have to admit for the longest time I thought CCR was singing, "there's a bathroom on the right." Apparently other lyrics in that song were also misunderstood.

Priceless .. "Dirty deeds done with sheep" LOL!!!

 

[ward]

Some more hilarious gifs!

the last 3 are the best

 

[Randall]

UFO Jokes - Free Time Jokes

Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way. The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane . . . only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

 

[Randall]

Got the munchies? Here's some late night snack ideas!​

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[RenaissanceLady]

 

[Wade]

and zombies help drive up box office results...as does inclimate weather

 

[stonehart]

normal offensive language warning

 

[Randall]

And let's also add that if video games were responsible for people's behavior, we'd also have a bunch of middle aged parents from the Pac Man generation who have become dependent on all their little pills ... or ... uh ... hmm ... wait a minute ...

 

[RenaissanceLady]

If games influenced behavior, virtually all of my Facebook friends would have been farmers by now.....

Not to mention...







... I did and I am - though I still didn't become an embittered plumber.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

Evil RL thinks this is funny:




I think they're safe.

 

[RenaissanceLady]

Yes, I was also a D&D nerd. Now you know.